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One of my biggest fears is one of you will scroll down my TL & discover I'm really a 320lb guy named Al living in a camper in Pennsylvania.
Any of U seen the State Farm commercial w/the 2 dicks quoting the Journey song that haven't seen pussy since the song was on the charts?
My mother has over come so much trauma in life & did it with grace & dignity. But she loses ONE piece of tupperware & comes fucking unglued!
I'd fuck your fiancé to get out of being a bridesmaid.