2nd posting: Partner for sale or trade. Talks a lot about random things, strange parking choices, easily startled. Salvage title available.

Budget IV warmer. #EMS pic.twitter.com/5l7eldVLAS

Frustration. All around.

"I know my rights!" Well that's easy, because right now you have none. #myEMSnight

Why do we do what we do? Hahaha! "@buddhaphish: the money of course, and the women, but mostly the insane amount of cash." #EMS

Binge drink during a blizzard, fine. I just wish you didn't puke blood and make us drive in the snow to save your ass. #myEMSnight

@nighttraumadoc I hear that... Good EMTs save Paramedics.

Bumper sticker of the day: "My zombie child ate your honor student's brain!"

What's your favorite color? pic.twitter.com/kabqV1jz

"@nighttraumadoc: Damn! We have a pt coming in for a human bite to the neck [...]" Fucking zombies.

Haha pic.twitter.com/38DTVbxQ

The practice of medicine may drive you insane or push you to brilliance. The key is to find the balance of both. #EMS

I fucking hate St Patrick's day.

Driving course refresher death by PowerPoint. Joy.

Nothing like watching a guy get tackled and arrested as your taking his mom away on a mental hold. "Police abuse! HEEAAALLP!!!!" #myEMSnight

3 away from 1000 followers. Who will it be? #EMS

Still have cat like reflexes when I'm drunk. That glass should thank me...

I have found Twitter has provided me with great support, and unlikely friends. Thank you.

As shitty as it has been at work lately, I'm going to go in and kick ass tomorrow night, because it's what I do.

Hahaha! We all know em... How EMT's Get Ready For Work  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahCuA6DsSGE&sns=tw … via @youtube