Something wrong in your life when you have to attack other's to make yourself feel better

I still think about you, but I don't miss you.

All I can say what's next? pic.twitter.com/MjJPFVke

I want to slap you for the fun of it

I miss you less today then I did yesterday, tomorrow I'll miss you a lil more less

If the ghost in my house grabs my butt one more time I'm calling the ghostbusters

There is a time in life when you have to move to bigger and better things

My house is so quiet I can hear myself think. That may not be a good thing
:o

What makes a person ugly? Their mean attitude towards other people

Just picked up my medication they told me to drink lots of fluids. Alcohol count as fluids right?

Tomorrow isn't Friday is it? Just stay home and say it's friday someplace.

I don't believe you..

Don't fuck w/ my daughter or I'll beat the shit out of you #overprotectivemom

I haven't laughed so much.. I love the guy who did this... pic.twitter.com/COCKexvTkl

@juaninamiliiion and his very pretty girlfriend ♡♡ pic.twitter.com/VxSrR25y

Lmao pic.twitter.com/MqqLkghq

I wonder if he could make it any bigger? http://t.co/LCRGN8Tn

Some ppl may think I trust my daughter to much, but she's the one who has to learn from her own life lessons

I'm not a psycho, I just play one on twitter =-O

Will I ever get the chance to hold you close to me