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My sitcom would last one episode because I'd blow my brains out the first time a neighbor popped over.
Babies born Sept. 19 or later have never seen a Cleveland team lose.
"At our church, we had remarkable diversity, from all walks of life." (All kinds of people, from white to very white.) #RNC
"Put me in coach?" -- an indignant John Fogerty on the phone with Delta
Every arrangement's an Edible Arrangement to my dog.
Where do I go after I've failed at the drawing board?
Half of success in life is just not getting a neck tattoo.
Congratulations to Greg Oden for signing with the Heat, which is what he applies after ice.
I don't put my seatbelt on because I want to. I do it to stop the annoying noise. Kind of like why I buy my wife jewelry.
It's amazing how Linkin Park pulled off being the absolute worst in two genres of music.
My uncle passed out drunk next to me on the train that goes through the zoo. Probably the closest I'll ever come to touching a hobo.