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I like a good ass.
Thanks to Prince and the song pussy control, the night never gets old.
I may not go down in history but I'll go down on your little sister.
I am gonna get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my dick. So when it gets hard I can watch money grow!
Its hard work being this damn good. I step back and kiss myself sometimes.
That's the thing about comedy. It is either all okay or none of it is. Get the Fuck over yourself and don't listen or read if it offends you
Making the jerkoff motion while laughing at an old women trying to cuss me in traffic one time. I can be funny.
I think Im gonna call in tomorrow. When my boss ask why, ill reply with go fuck yourself you dried up twat. And laugh as i hang up.
I like brown rice. Alot.
Damn I am loving Bourque. #preds
This is the kind of drunk you font walk off. You lean against the wall and hope for the nest
Sometimes a good hug does a lot of good.
Yup, this is the bio. This is where I let you know how interesting and profound I can be. I like dick and fart jokes.