I like a good ass.

@alwayssunny #SunnyFX life is charlies work.

Thanks to Prince and the song pussy control, the night never gets old.

I may not go down in history but I'll go down on your little sister.

I am gonna get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my dick. So when it gets hard I can watch money grow!

Its hard work being this damn good. I step back and kiss myself sometimes.

That's the thing about comedy. It is either all okay or none of it is. Get the Fuck over yourself and don't listen or read if it offends you

Making the jerkoff motion while laughing at an old women trying to cuss me in traffic one time. I can be funny.

I think Im gonna call in tomorrow. When my boss ask why, ill reply with go fuck yourself you dried up twat. And laugh as i hang up.

I like brown rice. Alot.

#ff cupped and cake. Thats all you need to know. @whocuppedmycake

Finally caught up with @marcmaron news show and its absolute brilliance!!

Just behind @crepeadiem on my way to work. Can't wait for this truck!!

@rockycofficial I have to agree with one exception. Tyson, if Cus would not have died when he did.

Damn I am loving Bourque. #preds

This is the kind of drunk you font walk off. You lean against the wall and hope for the nest

proper-fucked: http://t.co/znDR4oP

Sometimes a good hug does a lot of good.

@starmunches you never cease to amaze with your tweets. Hahahaha

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