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Tired of old people telling me I'm attractive while girls my age tell me welcome to mcdonalds can I take your order
"Have sex with me or I will destroy you" somehow got equated with "perfect gentlemen," and holy shit how did someone ever think that was ok?
Hi, nice to meet you, my name *shoots self in the head*
*goes to heaven*
*looks back on life*
I guess I maybe could have done that better
*stays over at girl's room until 1am*
*spends entire time discussing stocks, bonds, and Game of Thrones*
Ever notice how Dan Ryan Expressway is an anagram for Ayn Rand Warp Sex Yes? Makes you think.
Don't even meet people you like. Don't see anyone. Never go outside.
S T A Y O N L I N E F O R E V E R
No relation to Andy Kaufman.
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