@djbitchtits It never ends. The number repeats throughout all time. pic.twitter.com/uVjBCF7n9e

@vinceness @rare_basement You two. Wait, no, also @dudehugs and @donglord69 and @cakemittens. U dont know me but I love you all. So much. <3

@ineptune_ @hell_doe @regisl ohmygod thank you all so much I didn't know there was a name for this, been bugging me for ages what to call it

Ever notice how Dan Ryan Expressway is an anagram for Ayn Rand Warp Sex Yes? Makes you think.

Who has political influence over the Iranian elitists and made you Supreme Leader in authoritarian Iran, effectively making u king?

@adconvicer @nconvicer Scope? More like Nope! #mouthwashpros

There are few things in life that make me happier than a well timed "at niiiight" quote.

There's a machine that replicates Beyonces? We.. we won. America wins. *starts crying, throwing things in the air* WE WON. WE DID IT.

Who had illegitimate sex with a peasant and on his deathbed admitted you were his true and 1st heir, then immediately died, making you king?

Oh god. I followed @famouscrab today and now @hollywoodcrab is following me. I have crabs now, and I'm in a crabby mood, an*turns into crab*

Hi, nice to meet you, my name *shoots self in the head*

*goes to heaven*

*looks back on life*

I guess I maybe could have done that better

@jonnysun But in retrospect it does look too mean. Sorry cats guy. All along, it was me that was the dubm idiout. :)

@cats_r_people_2 @jonnysun You forgot *bird, fucking dumbass. What an idiot speller. What a dope. Dork. Silly idiot. Dumb nerd. Just quit.

@chaeronaea search Stolas if you want to jump down the rabbithole. Or imagine if it turned out @horse_ebooks wasn't a bot. It's like that.

@electrolemon @zipoffs yup, got it too pic.twitter.com/VrUpRZCEKR

*weird twitter goes nuts and begins googling Gehenna to attempt to understand Stolas*

*fails*

@sadkisses he favs when people ref. him just as "an owl" so it's beyond name searchin. I think the prince of twitter has gone full sentient.

@cannibalkisses If you like simple prose or surreal stuff, @____exist and @ambientinfo are p cool. Otherwise Stolas & horse ebooks are tops

@regisl Woah, I'd back off then if I were you. Haven't you seen the news from Europe? Horses and Beef don't mix well.

Or when I find people who like Lemâitre. Yeah it's shallow to like people based off interests, but it's my birthday, so back off dude.