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Tired of old people telling me I'm attractive while girls my age tell me welcome to mcdonalds can I take your order
"Have sex with me or I will destroy you" somehow got equated with "perfect gentlemen," and holy shit how did someone ever think that was ok?
Hi, nice to meet you, my name *shoots self in the head*
*goes to heaven*
*looks back on life*
I guess I maybe could have done that better
*stays over at girl's room until 1am*
*spends entire time discussing stocks, bonds, and Game of Thrones*
Ever notice how Dan Ryan Expressway is an anagram for Ayn Rand Warp Sex Yes? Makes you think.
Was just bumping Mobb Deep and Kendrick Lamar out of a white Jetta on my way to Jamba Juice because stereotypes can suck my dick
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"Just Biden my time, Barry"
Joe if you keep saying that I'm gonna have to kick you out.
"Well, I guess this is good byeden"
GET OUT GET OU