VIDEO GAMES ARENT BLOWING MY MIND LIKE WHEN I WAS 12 CLEARLY ITS CAUSE THEY ALL SUCK NOW NOT BECAUSE IM AN ADULT AND MY SOUL DIED YEARS AGO.

Bed, Bath and Beyond Good and Evil #LessInterestingVideogames

OH MY FUCKKING GOD PERSONA 4 FIGHTING GAME BY THE BLAZBLUE GUYS I JUST SHIT MY PANTS http://t.co/q0ojmko

GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT, SHINJI #RejectedCandyHearts

#MyLastWordsBeforeIDie "Stop...Kony"

#CandyHeartRejects RUN, COWARD!

I'M AT THE MURDER DEN. I'M AT THE PIZZA HUT. I'M AT THE COMBINATION MURDER DEN AND PIZZAHUT. #murderforpizza

Best Supporting Actor should have gone to Ryan Gosling's jacket in Drive.

AW SHIT IT'S THAT TIME Y'ALL. THIS SATURDAY. LETS GET A BUNCH OF SAD DUDES TOGETHER AND MAKE THE TWO GIRLS THAT SHOW UP REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE

Tonight is probably a good night to look up to the stars and be glad you're still taking up space on this busted ass rock. We're all lucky.

Gonna make a okcupid and only talk to girls using @regisl's romance tweets.

I feel like the endgame of Tumblr is to make every white person on earth commit suicide from ancestral guilt.

I want to make a site for onaholes that just loops Josip on Deck's "Anime Pu$$y" the whole time while you shop.

#CandyHeartRejects I HUNGER.

Obama ends debate by screaming "OSAMA BIN-CAUGHT TWO IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN DOME!!!!". Flexes while pyrotechnics fill the stage.

Working retail at this point is basically catering to people who haven't figured out how to use amazon yet.

okcupid is a pretty great place to finally find people on the internet who hate rap music.

Fifty Shades of DIR EN GREY

Can I pay SyFy to fix the Battlestar Galactica ending?

A quality cinemagraph http://t.co/l4hM6UD1