Wes. #HULLUVAPLAAR Bassong. #HULLUVAPLAAR Holt. #HULLUVAPLAAR Snoddy. #HULLUVAPLAAR Pilks. #HULLUVAPLAAR Tettey. #HULLUVAPLAAR

England win in the cricket, a late Norwich victory and then an England win in the rugby. And the French are sulking. What a day.

Tomorrow, I start my trek to Machu Picchu. Hurrah.

@canariesdu I'll be backpacking so watching grainy streams at silly o'clock whilst drunk sounds par for the course! :D

@footballramble Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic Werd-er Bremen #JurassicParkfootball

TWO GOALS IN A GAME, TWO GOALS IN A GAME!!!!

@51allout At no point in the match did Stuart Board foolishly waste a review when batting #takethepositives

"He's a triffic, triffic, triffic, triffic, triffic, triffic player. Absolutely triffic. Tried to sign him myself. Cos he's triffic"

Chris Hughton has created a fantastic, defensively sound, hard working unit. THERE IS A NEW GOD AND HIS NAME IS CHRIS.

Oh no. Seriously, Paul. You're gonna have to get someone in to give the lads a hand.

@caniggiascores Why bother watching football? They clearly don't enjoy it played well.

Worse teams than us: QPR, Reading, Sunderland and Stoke. That'll do.

@23duff No mate, I'm backpacking South America for 3 months and then NZ for two years. Slightly excited!

Lots of #ncfc fans on suicide watch, it seems. Please guys, stay safe. There's help about if you need it.

Easy 5 mile run in the cold and ice tonight. Now starts an intensive 8 and a half week training program for @colhalfmarathon. BRING IT ON!

@supercooperdan Merry Christmas mate. Just visiting the main man to wish him a happy Christmas too. . pic.twitter.com/wyL2Fts0

My Mum's present. Yep. pic.twitter.com/fCzG26at

@51allout Monty hit Murali for six. Once. And it's his only test six. But still, what a shot. Indians are right to be afraid.

Wes is sexual. Absolutely sexual.

@holtamania Bassong. And people baulked at the amount we supposedly paid for him. I was one of those people. I know fuck all.