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They just played an ad for the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline before an ep of @puddinstrip . Talk about direct marketing!
Before "LOL," "brb," "FML," or "SMH" there was only "TTFN." Tigger was a fuckin' pioneer
@sweetsweetcomdy tonight at M Bar @bildwyer, @deandelray @daveanthony @nphcomedy @scottbox @margiemintz @johnnypemberton @vickypezza 10pm!
In remembrance of Ray Bradbury, someone should burn a bunch of copies of Sarah Palin's "Going Rogue"
All Dustins are measured on a scale ranging from "Diamond" to "Hoffman"
@_mistermet I think Teixeira has a real shot at the Triple Crown next year. Especially if he wins the Preakness.
Anyone have a good song to whistle while masturbating? I'd rather not disrespect Andy Griffith and I don't have a backup
Fellow Mets fans: check out this fun hip-hop tribute to the '86 Mets c/o @jeffpearlman http://t.co/NLavolSR
If you're ever feeling down, think about how much better off you are than any of the real-life women who inspired a Nickelback song
One year later, anyone know what happened to all that porn Bin Laden had?
@pattonoswalt What wasn't said: the alternate universe in which Mark Wahlberg thwarted 9/11 would result in a Planet of the Apes
Just invented a new game: told a bunch of people who clearly weren't panhandling that I didn't have any change to give them
Thanks to @breznican @lennypezza @bradymatthews13 @tomhensleyy & many others for helping to make my bachelor weekend unforgettable!
#FF @hilaaronous because the majority of the emails I receive in a given day are notifications he favorited my tweet
Lebowski quoter, Comedy aficionado & screenwriter. #Mets & #NYG fanatic. Can't remember where I left my keys, but can tell you Mike Piazza's batting avg in '99
