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#HowToEndATextConvo Uh, just don't respond to the last text?
Hey Obama: for an encore, how about admitting you're an atheist?
Before "LOL," "brb," "FML," or "SMH" there was only "TTFN." Tigger was a fuckin' pioneer
In remembrance of Ray Bradbury, someone should burn a bunch of copies of Sarah Palin's "Going Rogue"
All Dustins are measured on a scale ranging from "Diamond" to "Hoffman"
#4WordsAfterIntercourse Sorry I yelled "Hitler"
Anyone have a good song to whistle while masturbating? I'd rather not disrespect Andy Griffith and I don't have a backup
If you're ever feeling down, think about how much better off you are than any of the real-life women who inspired a Nickelback song
One year later, anyone know what happened to all that porn Bin Laden had?
Election Day! Or, as I like to call it, "Disappointing vs. Awful"
"Get off my lawn!" -- Clint Eastwood to a lawn chair in GRAN TORINO
Just invented a new game: told a bunch of people who clearly weren't panhandling that I didn't have any change to give them
"Use the fist, Luke" #StarWarsPorn
Lebowski quoter, Comedy aficionado & screenwriter. #Mets & #NYG fanatic. Can't remember where I left my keys, but can tell you Mike Piazza's batting avg in '99