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Thanks everybody, I am home, only one minor blockage, so the surgery can wait a few weeks, still doped up, more tomorrow #fot #bestshow
If the only thing Jason Sudeikis ever did was his dancing on #snl on What's Up With That, he would deserve the Mark Twain award.
Proud moments as a Dad; my son made this http://i.imgur.com/wBFejim.jpg @scharpling
Forget The Usual Suspects, the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world Jesus would vote for two men who hate the poor.
Yes, people, I am THAT Dave From Knoxville, and I will be writing my best tweets ever in the next 3 days, so follow or fail!!! #bestshow
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN @govchristie #Tomthon !!! Do it for Jersey! Do it to be cool! JUST DO IT.
Hats off to @corybooker for participating in #Tomthon. YOU NOW HAVE ALL MY FUTURE VOTES FOR PRESIDENT.
Daylight repost: The skinny on my heart issues #bestshow #fot #pellissippi http://gaughin.edublogs.org/2013/05/14/my-broken-heart/ … …
Anthony Bourdain recently described Guy Fieri as what you would get "if Ed Hardy fucked a Juggalo". #sorrymom #toogoodnottorepeat
I would like to see a movie that featured an alternate-reality version of Ayn Rand as a superhero who refuses to help anyone. THE SHRUGGER.
@erica_l_sweeney I feel good. Surgery is delayed for at least 4 weeks, and possibly as many as 10, if the stars align.
