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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    Have we tried turning the world off for two minutes and then turning it back on?

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    In his final act of benevolent genius, Steve Jobs overshadows Sarah Palin. Rest in peace, you fucking stud.

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    Obama politicized this moment only if "it should be harder to murder roomfuls of children" is a political statement.

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    Honest question: the last time an NFL player was accused of murder, who did ESPN invite on to give the Christian perspective?

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    Obviously, the main reason I was initally so disappointed by The Phantom Menace was that I couldn't tell which items were in the foreground.

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    The world's 1.2 billion Catholics await the name of the man they will sort of sometimes selectively listen to when it suits them.

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    #SignsYoSonIsGay The terror and isolation he experienced in his youth have turned him into a strong, independent and compassionate man.

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    As we celebrate tonight, let's spare a warm thought for our opponents, who lost absolutely nothing.

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    In Jaden Smith, we are watching the first person to become a movie star because it came up on the chore wheel.

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    The difference between Ann Coulter and mentally handicapped people is that mentally handicapped people generally try their very best.

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    Remember yesterday afternoon, when Kirk Cameron's views were none of our concern? Let's restore America to that golden age.

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    Yes. Yes, I do recall the most famous reindeer of all. Because HE IS THE MOST FAMOUS REINDEER OF ALL.

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    How's about we all throw a few bucks at the Twin Towers Orphan Fund on this glorious night? Osama would hate it. http://www.ttof.org/html/

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    Jason Collins' coming out is an illustration of how far we've come, and its comments section is a reminder of how far we have left to go.

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    Play our Election Night Drinking Game, where every time Obama gets re-elected, we handle ourselves with grace and maturity.

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    Most people under 25 would be surprised to know Bruce Springsteen had a career before disaster relief benefit shows.

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    27 bands named NEVER MIND EDITH just formed. #downtonPBS

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    Idea for today: close laptop, turn off TV, choose a friend or family member and fucking hug the fuck out of them.

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    Michelle Williams tripped over the power cord.

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  • DaveHolmes
      Dave Holmes @DaveHolmes

    Toddlers are looting.

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@DaveHolmes

@DaveHolmes

The guy from the thing. No, the other thing. No, the other guy. No. No. Yes.