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20 years ago today Text Messaging was invented. How would people of this generation get laid without it? Happy Birthday, texting.
I would wish Tupac a happy 41st birthday but he is dead.
Imagine how much more India would suck if it were an island.
Cats are like emo people. Every now and then there are cool ones, but for the most part they suck to be around.
Any politician that is anti-gun should not be protected with guns.
My friends, today is the penultimate day of 2012.
I'm so not looking forward to 12/12/12 tweets.
RT if you have as many Tour De France title's as Lance Armstrong.
Happy 8th day of the 8th month of the year.
People who rarely tweet really need to get a life.
My tweets live on the line or cross it. I'm great at tucking. I live in the desert. I'm first in flight. I'm dyslexic. I go to Arizona. But above all I am a man