The best rated #dmb shows are the ones where songs produced by @sillywhite are played!!

This fool's name will not be remembered because it is some stupid foreign name. #usawins

#GrandTheftAutoMemories holding a shotgun, spraypaint, a flamethrower, an uzi and a desert eagle all while wearing shorts and a tank-top.

20 years ago today Text Messaging was invented. How would people of this generation get laid without it? Happy Birthday, texting.

I would wish Tupac a happy 41st birthday but he is dead.

Imagine how much more India would suck if it were an island.

The new album artwork for Dave Matthews Band's new album, Away From The World: http://t.co/TJXwrPDl

@sportscenter would be a lot better if it wasn't the exact same thing every hour.

Help my friend!!! I'm supporting "Help Nick." Join me by donating to  http://gfwd.at/16BNeYW  and Please RT! #Donate #BeatCancer

I don't have HIV/AIDS. April fools mofos!" @magicjohnson this morning.

I wonder if that Asian kid wearing the #Linsanity shirt knows that Jeremy Lin is as American as apple pie or Colonel Sanders.

Cats are like emo people. Every now and then there are cool ones, but for the most part they suck to be around.

Any politician that is anti-gun should not be protected with guns.

My friends, today is the penultimate day of 2012.

Pretty unreal filming of 'The Curtain With' in NH two years ago. Thanks again, @mkdevo. #Phish  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61mBX6QQ0RQ …

I'm so not looking forward to 12/12/12 tweets.

Florida is tighter than a jar that a woman would hand to a man to open and the man would also struggle to open. #Election2012

RT if you have as many Tour De France title's as Lance Armstrong.

Happy 8th day of the 8th month of the year.

People who rarely tweet really need to get a life.