DO NOT open this tweet!! 😁😜 pic.twitter.com/XTMgNpqWIQ

#FF @jimmyle1 @djbadboybill @djbam @djinphinity @djjjflores @djkalendr @jennyciarleglio @mixinmarc @louieloop @skrillex @tonyarzadon

@diaperslinger Sure, smoooooth as a babies bottom!!😉

@diaperslinger you little rebel you. 😉

"The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older. Shorter of breath and one day closer to death."

“@diaperslinger: Breaking news:
North Korea at war with the South.

France goes missing.”

Hahahahaha!😂

@diaperslinger fantastic "tweet of the day". 👍 Haha

Umm...where do I find a woman like this?!?😳😍 #Perfect #woman #supportive #motivate #help #love #genuine…  http://instagr.am/p/XFXj6kSP3D/ 

@diaperslinger beyond flattered I caught Amy creepin. I think I'll follow her now.😉 pic.twitter.com/wLir2mmnCs

"You never know why people stick around."

I'm on spring break and I'm in my room studying, how lame am I. Lol

@scbchbum did you know there's more caffeine in a cup of tea than a cup of coffee?

Anyone who doesn't follow @scbchbum needs to! She has quite a few hysterical tweets!!! #follow

@scbchbum I can do that.

@mer_mald I mean look...it just started a relationship. Maybe it's FATE? Haha

@mer_mald hahaha wow that's odd.

@thediamondbaby @huntermoore heeeeey...i dont think ur supposed to use ur iPad like that! pic.twitter.com/VAU5aFYh

#truth #realtalk #men not #boys #swag #funny #laugh #true #ambition #goals #motivated #grinding #pic #man #s  http://instagr.am/p/SkNN3-SP28/ 

@stilldrunkk try an antacid...? Haha

Chest pains are serious, I'd go if u suspect anything serious.🚑🏥😳

“@naughtyturnons: Trust + Honesty + Communication + Amazing SEX = A Healthy Relationship”


I couldn't ask for ANYTHING better!! #truth