Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Sometimes, when I am feeling low, I imagine Jamiroquai is still stuck in that crazy room, and then I feel better.
The Old Spice guy is dating Kathy Griffin... so I guess it improves your smell, but not your taste.
If you can read this, thank a teacher! If you can do busy work for an hour or watch a weird, unrelated video, thank a substitute teacher!
Having my iPod on shuffle around friends is like playing Russian roulette with their respect for me.
Cop 1- "Well, Radio Star is dead and we've got no leads." Cop2-"What about Video?" Cop 1 - "Don't be stupid, John."
Happy Birthday Stevie Wonder! Not that you can read this :(
"WAIT NO THERE ARE LIKE SIX SAXOPHONES OVER THERE YOU CAN SMASH INSTEAD. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEffnnttchsssshhh" - guitar's last thought
"Thor" is the #1 movie -- proving there's nothing Americans love watching more than an immigrant who's good with a hammer.
The leading cause of death in America is now the Spiderman musical.