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That moment when you get kicked out of Exclusive books for moving the 'Caution-Wet Floor' sign to the 50 Shades of Grey shelf.
*WARNING* if you see an email saying, "2 free tickets to James Blunt", DO NOT open it! It contains 2 free tickets to James Blunt! Please RT
I see Hamilton's car is sponsored by Blackberry. Wonder if he needs to stop and pull the battery out every few hours?
If you RT the location of a roadblock, don't complain when someone you know is killed by a drunk driver.
If you don't like the weather in Cape Town - wait five minutes.
'If she can't remember the last time Liverpool won a title, she's too young for you bro.'
If you're retweeting Justin Bieber's 'SA girls are incredible' tweet which was typed 807 days ago, then there's no hope.
In car news, I'm not overly excited about the Lamborghini Aventador roadster. Topless at 350km/h? That's going to be uncomfortable? Surely?
When I die, I'm going to have the Tetris theme played at my funeral, as my coffin is being lowered into the ground. #Awesome
I saw a man at the beach screaming, "Help, shark! Help!" I just laughed - since when are sharks helpful?
The hipster burnt his hand by changing the light bulb before it was cool.
Boobs are like train sets. Meant for children, but grown men tend to end up playing with them and have far more fun.
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