If you catch me singing some classic Disney tunes and expect me to be embarrassed, you have another thing coming.

Gymnastics competition: the only place I'm sometimes considered as sort of tall, kinda.

Are we done listening to Thrift Shop yet?

Iggy should try to fit his whole name onto his new Pens jersey: Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla. I am not shitting you.

RT if you're going to the Superhero Pub Crawl in Saskatoon tonight!

Happy #InternationalWomensDay! Let's see if I've got you gals figured out. #MichaelKors #RyanGosling #Wine #Dancing #DrunkMcD's #David'sTea

Video games don't desensitize people to violence, the actual violence that happens every week in this world is what makes them desensitized.

If a girl can't tell the difference between standard and high definition, no thanks.

You bet Shiraz I'll have some red wine!

Remember that song by Macy Gray? "I Try?" That song was awful, right? THAT SONG WON A GRAMMY. FOR BEING GOOD. She sounded like a sick cat.

Ppl who smoke weed smoke it every day, so why do they have a specific day as well? I don't trick or treat every day and celebrate Halloween.

Every day I check the long term forecast and watch those double digits slip farther and farther into the future. #saskatchewahhhhh

"It's not a breakfast sandwich, it's Tim's new breakfast panini!" "Yea, that's still a sandwich Brad, you fucking prick. "

"The Beat Goes On" - A new hit single from Rihanna about getting back together with Chris Brown.

If you're in Calgary and you're not going to the @shewfeltgymfest Big Show Finals tonight, you've made a terrible mistake. #ksgf2013

"Do I squirt a little?" "Or.. You can squirt a lot. " - Mio commercial, or porn director.

1 shade of gray, ah ah ah! 2 shades of gray, ah ah ah! #inappropriateSesameStreet

"Head and shoulders, sha-na-na-na-na knees and toes." - Axl Rose running a pre-school.

#FF @rockabillyjay, probably the only person who hates @menshumor as much as I do.

@jeannaharrison Fun meeting you! Not sure we will make it to your party - we have another thing at Olivers on sat. pic.twitter.com/BbRfBNA7bU