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If you catch me singing some classic Disney tunes and expect me to be embarrassed, you have another thing coming.
Gymnastics competition: the only place I'm sometimes considered as sort of tall, kinda.
Are we done listening to Thrift Shop yet?
Iggy should try to fit his whole name onto his new Pens jersey: Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla. I am not shitting you.
RT if you're going to the Superhero Pub Crawl in Saskatoon tonight!
Video games don't desensitize people to violence, the actual violence that happens every week in this world is what makes them desensitized.
If a girl can't tell the difference between standard and high definition, no thanks.
You bet Shiraz I'll have some red wine!
Remember that song by Macy Gray? "I Try?" That song was awful, right? THAT SONG WON A GRAMMY. FOR BEING GOOD. She sounded like a sick cat.
Ppl who smoke weed smoke it every day, so why do they have a specific day as well? I don't trick or treat every day and celebrate Halloween.
"It's not a breakfast sandwich, it's Tim's new breakfast panini!" "Yea, that's still a sandwich Brad, you fucking prick. "
"The Beat Goes On" - A new hit single from Rihanna about getting back together with Chris Brown.
"Do I squirt a little?" "Or.. You can squirt a lot. " - Mio commercial, or porn director.
"Head and shoulders, sha-na-na-na-na knees and toes." - Axl Rose running a pre-school.
Bartender/Gymnastics Judge/Court Jester/Captain Of The Gravy Train