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  • Dave_Horwitz
      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    If you don't apathetically say "go sports" to friends who like football, how will they know you went to a liberal arts college?

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      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    Dear crying babies, your lives are literally perfect. Save your tears for your desk jobs in 20 years. Life is long, guys.

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  • Dave_Horwitz
      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    If Jon Lovitz started popping up everywhere and messing with people like Bill Murray's been doing he'd be in jail by now.

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      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    Comedians should stop trying. Nothing will ever be funnier than the part in that Backstreet Boys song where the guy asks, "Am I sexual?"

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  • Dave_Horwitz
      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    HOT BARELY MATURE WHITE MEN ARE READY TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY LOVE CALVIN AND HOBBES

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  • Dave_Horwitz
      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    I drunk-dreamed that there was a song on the new Taylor Swift album simply titled "🐶" and now I'm sad to be awake.

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      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    We, are pizza pizza pizza, gonna get some pizza. - Pizza Swift **perfect tweet alert**

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  • Dave_Horwitz
      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    My favorite comedy movies are Three White Dudes, Clumsy Girl Dates, Flawed Man Changes, and Cool Guy And Cunt Wife.

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  • Dave_Horwitz
      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    The State Of The Union should be retitled, "Hey, You Know What Would Be Cool?"

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  • Dave_Horwitz
      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    "Sorry I'm so awkward." -person who confuses annoying for awkward

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  • Dave_Horwitz
      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    You could either stay inside all night and pity yourself, or you could go out and pity yourself and make your friends listen to you!

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  • Dave_Horwitz
      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    That's Not Quite As Raven As I Was Expecting

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  • Dave_Horwitz
      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    You know you nailed a casual convo with an acquaintance when you get that sweet sweet friend request the next day.

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  • Dave_Horwitz
      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    American Beauty is such a late 90s time capsule it should have starred Moby and included 3 free months of AOL.

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      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    Please donate to my Kickstarter to fund the T-shirts that I offered as rewards for my last Kickstarter.

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  • Dave_Horwitz
      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    Walk up in the club like "hi I got too drunk and left my debit card here last night are you guys open yet?"

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      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    "Why Arrested Development Failed," and other articles by unpaid writers

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      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    If your favorite movie is Boondock Saints your favorite book is probably the back of a box of Hot Pockets.

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  • Dave_Horwitz
      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    HOT BARELY EMPLOYED WRITERS ARE DAY DRINKING IN YOUR AREA RIGHT NOW

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  • Dave_Horwitz
      Dave Horwitz @Dave_Horwitz

    Wait, being a writer means you just sit in a chair with your terrible thoughts, being a huge weirdo? Forever? Wuh oh.

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@Dave_Horwitz

@Dave_Horwitz

I directed Jaws!