@carolinemmoos Shoehorn that bad boy into as many conversations as possible today. Make me proud.

.@nedroid put it best: 'Keep the Internet free and alive. Don't force me to interact with society face-to-face' #SOPASTRIKE

#occupybed

Huh! I think I might've caught some of that ennui that's going round.

#BandsEveryoneLikesButIDont I would shatter Twitter like glass if I responded to this. Fact.

Tall, disheveled hair, often barefoot, prefers dresses, detached manner, has a brother named Simon RT @horse_ebooks River descriptions

I've been informed by @euchre09 that there's a Cherry 2000-themed burlesque act in Australia. Better gas up the car!  http://is.gd/gOcy41 

I have posted on someone's Facilebook. Someone needs to get over here and kill me, as I am now irretrievably out of my mind.

@princessfani We prefer the terms Doll, Synthetik, or Polymerisian. It's not exclusively about sex.

@doug_tilley The Inception Horn is to this decade as the comedy record scratch sound was to the Nineties.

@doug_tilley 'Truly, the Greatest Thing Written since the Renaissance' - Sir Walter Raleigh

@doug_tilley If they can put together a Dark Shadows DVD set, they can put one out for the Beachcombers, by god.

Nothing dispels the effects of a shitty workday than driving over the speed limit and listening to stimulating music. Fact.

FUCK THA POLICE RT @doug_tilley Don't you dare re-tweet this you bastards. #RT

If this isn't an indie band album title, I don't know what is. RT @horse_ebooks you, we had nowhere

@esachayenenay I have no idea who this Olly Murs person is, but I like his style. :-) Thanks!

Apparently last night, I dreamt the solution to the dilemma of 'The Reichenbach fall': he's a Highlander. It makes sense! #sherlock

#occupymars

First line in an Email from someone: 'I'll keep this brief'. The Email ends 10.5 paragraphs later. I'd hate to see your postcards, mate...

RT @rstevens: Reality is a state that you and the rest of the world agree on. You don't have to sign the contract.