One of the most annoying and persistent of all fallacious forms of thinking is the Appeal to Nature. Drives me nuts.  http://ow.ly/laAdA 

OMG I think a burglar broke into our house and used the bathroom. Only reasonable explanation for why the TP roll is actually on its holder.

@betheboy Aloysius Winthrop Chewbaccington Van Der Graff IV. Black sheep of the family, ran away from boarding school to play Space Pirate.

@betheboy The year you spend in your bunker waiting out nuclear winter, I think.

Went to @cvs_extra, bought 2 items. Total: $6. Received receipt that is literally as long as my arm. #stopthemadness pic.twitter.com/QtkZ18uaQX

Fixed link: @ghweldon on Superman, Orson Scott Card and Card's truly ridiculous bigotry:  http://ow.ly/hN9EB  Very much worth a read.

Great piece by @nprmonkeysee on coastal snobbery and talking about "Middle America" as if that were A Thing.  http://ow.ly/hgIip 

@betheboy Not to mention how many Secret Service trainees have learned that Winners Don't Use Drugs in that time...

But other than that…HA-HA, fuck you Evil Little Bill and your stupid fucking sleeveless hoodie.

If you'd asked what I thought would be the biggest thing for the #Broncos today, I sure as hell wouldn't have said special teams.

This is the best response to the ludicrous "build a Death Star" petition that the White House could have issued:  http://ow.ly/gKvld 

@betheboy @dylanerb This is going to be my new go-to all-purpose curse: Stub my toe…"Those sneaky snake butts!"

This is pretty much the best thing ever.  http://ow.ly/fYEDS 

@betheboy Except for Shempvember, of course.

"A rainbow coalition of gays, women and minorities is not coming to your door to take your guns or your freedom."  http://feedly.com/k/PPEjjf 

@betheboy Next time the situation arises, you'll be prepared. Now you know!

Oh, Jesus fuck. This is not okay. Keep telling yourself you don't believe in outlandish conspiracy theories...  http://ow.ly/f4dBP 

Best. Costume. EVER. RT @geekologie: 1-Legged Olympian's 'Christmas Story' Leg Lamp Costume  http://bit.ly/W7g2ZO 

I'm confused. Why would God build into the female body ways to shut down that whole thing if it's a gift from him? #dontmakenosense

ATTENTION #CLOVERDALE: RT @menshealthmag: #FoodRule Thou shalt not dip pizza crust into ranch dressing. (Compliments of @guygourmet)