Attn: @ellevarner HA! RT @holyfoley: Can I get a re......straining order.

Viola Davis and Zoe Saldana Can't Play Everybody!: A Guide To Black Film Actresses #WhiteHistoryClasses

"Some Of My Best Friends Are _____: How To Make Your Racist Comments Justifiable" #WhiteHistoryClasses

I'll Go Back to Africa If You Drop Me Off On Your Way Back to Europe: A Lesson In American Immigration #WhiteHistoryClasses

No, We Don't All Love Tyler Perry Movies: A Guide To Black Cinema #WhiteHistoryClasses

It Means "An Ignorant Person": The Linguistics Of Racism #WhiteHistoryClasses

For those who don't know, @feministajones turned some bullshit commentary into a hilarious, light-hearted hashtag with #WhiteBoo.

Homegirl better channel her inner Beatrix Kiddo. #TheFollowing

For those of y'all not paying attention, my school is beatin' dat ASS. 50-25 at halftime against Akron. #VCU

We're still not over Katy Perry's titties, right? #Grammys

RT @pinotnegrigio: U KNOW HOW GULLY U GOTTA BE TO KNOW THAT UR NEPHEW IS RUNNING AROUND KILLIN NIGGAS AND U CALL HIM A LOSER ANYWAYS?

Are Pitbull and Flo Rida black and Puerto Rican versions of the same person?

@blarebare *thinks about that whole Steve Urkel/Stefan Urquelle thing* It's EXACTLY like Family Matters.

@cruzanchoklate I've had an old coworker explicitly state that if his girlfriend cut her hair and go natural, that'd be a dealbreaker.

#FF My fellow Richmonders who bring my timeline joy one tweet at a time @goodengrish @cymmyneutron @theladypaige @orlandowynn @jackgoesforth

That walk I just finished. Dude. It's less than I did yesterday but my body was just not feeling today.

Matt Lauer is just... *sigh* Bring that self-righteous attitude down a notch, dude. #TodayShow

I guess no one else in my timeline watches #NurseJackie, but um...I did NOT see that coming with Dr. Cruz. I ain't mad, though.

How I walk today and ain't got all my grades doe?

I love my parents. No joke or witty comment to accompany that. Just wanted to say it.