Okay, so far on #Revenge. I just wanna download the music. That's about it, really.

@hollehmarie I'll help you. Some are good, some are bad...and everybody ends up thinking they can do better. They probably don't.

@swedelove Me too! I mean...Bell Biv Devoe, Hi Five, Raheem DeVaughn, FANTASIA.

Can we not consult Zoe Saldana for opinions on matters of race and sexuality? Thanks.

Thing I learned today: There is such as thing as microwaving synthetic ponytails to style them before slapping them on your head.

These "Keep Calm" posters have gotten out of hand, no?

...they WOULD build a mall over a slave burial ground in Chesterfield County, Virginia, right @nbc12?

Ish DID just get real, didn't it Harrison? #Scandal

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how to write good fiction. Because in real life Fitz wouldn't have come away unscathed. #Scandal

This son of a bitch.

@karripeifer @throwingutah I don't know, but I have a feeling this might be a draw. I'm sure we both have stories to share.

@karripeifer Oh my god, YES. I will even clear my schedule for it.

@karripeifer Awww. *LOL* We'll have next September for season 3's premiere. :-)

That walk I just finished. Dude. It's less than I did yesterday but my body was just not feeling today.

I ran 4.79 mi with @mapmyrun.  http://mmf.cc/12vWXjV  #run #running

"Don't call them with your tits in the air."

@nephewwilly And Happy Birthday! You are hilarious. Please don't change.

The fucks I usually have to give are on backorder. :-|

@thexdexperience But I thought that all of this was going on at least 10 years ago. Why are people acting all brand new?

Matt Lauer is just... *sigh* Bring that self-righteous attitude down a notch, dude. #TodayShow