If you were on a segway tour and saw a dude get shot to death would you try to ride away or jump off and run

My orthrodox jewish industrial band dreidel of filth

#FactsWithoutWikipedia a group of 5+ ducks is called a hitler

It is 2012. Drones control the skies. Tupac's hologram performs before an audience of thousands. Taco Bell offers a Dorito shell taco.

I'm going to try and make drugs. I have like 4 ibuprofen gel caps, some cumin, an egg, and some cologne

They Don't Serve Beer in Hell: On the Road Back to Christ by Tucker Max

How much sicker would Mt Rushmore be if it was just a sick pair of titties carved into a mountain

Wayne69 has met his match http://t.co/pJjv80Es

Plugged my Iphone into a gameshark and now I can text Obama and tweet 150 characters.

#NaNoWriMoOpeners Screaming down the freeway, Justin Bieber couldn't believe he was getting roadhead from Goku. "This rules." he said softly

Glad we live in a dystopian cyberpunk era where riot cops are about to get into a giant melee on the bklyn bridge defending corporations

lmao. Just saw some dude in a corvette peel out then fishtail then get pulled over in the course of 30 seconds

If you're not eating ice cream in bed I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and severe depression is one

To whoever spraypainted a cholo Bart Simpson on my house last night, please come back I'll do whatever you ask

Sometimes when I get lonely I think about all the corporations who have my best interest in mind and have great products for me to buy

I'm an adult and I can eat cinnamon toast crunch whenever I want
*the warped silhouette of Death stops my hand as I try to pour milk*

if you think about the internet less as a crucial aspect of your life and more as a dadaist information freakshow you will be happier

RT if you are a happy, well rounded, sociable person with nothing major to complain about.

Chingy died doing what he loved. Succumbing to thousands of wasp stings while wasps crawled in his mouth and anus, suffocating him.

Cannot believe Alex Jones got every single detail of this case exactly right