@realdonaldtrump Go fuck yourself.

Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend, the most heartbreaking and inspirational story of the college football season, is a hoax.  http://deadsp.in/fZ5POJa 

Aurora shooting victim @jessicaredfield's last blog entry was a first-person account of the Eaton Centre shootings: http://t.co/iE7mJLjO

Here's a sampling of the morons--many of them racist--who are angry NBC pre-empted football to show Obama's speech  http://deadsp.in/hxwFEIg 

VIDEO: Arrested drunk man sings "Bohemian Rhapsody" in its entirety in back of police car: http://t.co/Zi7ZTHGZ

VIDEO: Yes, MIA flipped you and the entire world the bird #SuperBowl http://t.co/d8EjHKcl

Some the most surreal sports photography we've ever seen, from the power outage at the Superdome:  http://deadsp.in/BAFxslx 

"Ah, Fuck It" Lee Corso Strikes Again http://t.co/NJDMefYd

Aspiring sportscaster @jessicaredfield among the 12 killed in Aurora, Colo., shootings: http://t.co/4zpuE2fk

New Biography Claims Sarah Palin Had A One-Night Stand With Glen Rice In 1987 http://t.co/cYyQdJw

GIF: Rick Pitino ducks sniper fire  http://deadsp.in/o0EYbxp 

The making of "Homer at the Bat," the "Simpsons" episode that conquered prime time 20 years ago tonight: http://t.co/kkkfUH9Y

A handy reminder: In March, all 45 of ESPN's baseball experts picked the Red Sox to win the AL East. http://t.co/Ar5mwJpq

This Super Bowl Commercial Introduced The World To Steve Jobs's Apple Macintosh Computer http://t.co/TJoj2go0

VIDEO: Here, have some goosebumps. Norfolk State's on-campus watch party when they beat Missouri: http://t.co/6d93mVcF

We think we found the man behind @dadboner, you guys. http://t.co/5no0m16r

VIDEO: Here's the moment news broke that Suspect #2 was in custody, as broadcast on every major network  http://deadsp.in/O6Pw9By 

Hero MT @russiameteor This is @jakefogelnest. As a public service, I have registered this Twitter account to prevent another parody account.

Hot on the trail of @dadboner, the internet's greatest mystery (and possibly a retail manager in West Hollywood): http://t.co/ANK4Imzg

UPDATE: "Sarah Phillips" admits to acquiring @ohwonka, according to DMs sent to @notbillwalton. http://t.co/9AXFmwI5