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Conscious uncoupling = JV
Coupling unconscious = ALL BALLS
Barbed wire tats, TapOut T's, flip-flops, toe-rings, cargo shorts, white shades, visors and huge lippers will never go out of style.
All Justin Bieber needs to do re-gain respect from bros is do a press conference with a huge lipper of Copenhagen.
"I drink alone, I smoke alone and I fuck alone."
Look at Philip Seymour-Hoffman. He had more horse in his blood than Sarah Jessica Parker.
Hope everyone's Christmas was ALL BALLS!!
Nothing in the assault weapon ban about Potato Guns
All 5 ESPN dudes plus Taco Bell Executive Chef Lorena Garcia have picked Michigan St. to win championship.
The dude riding his Jetski around the Statue of Liberty during Hurricane Sandy = ALL BALLS
I want to chow Taco Bell Executive Chef Lorena Garcia's box for charity.
I still love Amanda Knox but when I beat it to that new redhead Wendy's spokesman chick I nut like a goddamn wild cat.
Sometimes I get a little bummed out and just want to settle down and marry a nice Deaf girl.