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America needs to crack a Natty and smoke a fatty and chillax.
Conscious uncoupling = JV
Coupling unconscious = ALL BALLS
Barbed wire tats, TapOut T's, flip-flops, toe-rings, cargo shorts, white shades, visors and huge lippers will never go out of style.
Poochie's Uncle just texted from Ferguson that he was about to get a handy from a female protestor but they got tear-gassed and he lost wood
Cops are spraying tear gas and protestors are spraying grape soda.
HAVE AN ALL BALLS THANKSGIVING!!! HELL YEAH
All Justin Bieber needs to do re-gain respect from bros is do a press conference with a huge lipper of Copenhagen.
Jared from Subway and the entire CBS NFL crew jabbering on for 5 minutes about the new Subway Monterey Chicken Sandwich? JV
Sometimes I also get a little bummed out that I am not the new news girl.
"I drink alone, I smoke alone and I fuck alone."