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All Justin Bieber needs to do re-gain respect from bros is do a press conference with a huge lipper of Copenhagen.
Look at Philip Seymour-Hoffman. He had more horse in his blood than Sarah Jessica Parker.
Hope everyone's Christmas was ALL BALLS!!
Nothing in the assault weapon ban about Potato Guns
The dude riding his Jetski around the Statue of Liberty during Hurricane Sandy = ALL BALLS
I still love Amanda Knox but when I beat it to that new redhead Wendy's spokesman chick I nut like a goddamn wild cat.
In my eulogy I want to say it was stupid for Mike C to die from Auto Erotic b/c the dude hit more clam than a Pismo Beach Dune Buggy.
My new Thanksgiving drink is called an "ALL BALLS"- do a shot of Wild Turkey then chase it with a shot of gravy. HELL YEAH
I WILL FIND THE BRO RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MISTAKE OF CUTTING THE PODCAST AND HE SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF A THOUSAND SPUDS.
I admit I wasnt as good bros with Mike C as with Mike F or Mike D. But Mike C pulled more tail than the surf and turf dude at Red Lobster.
"Justin Bieber is no rebel. He is just a car wreck in slow motion."
-Taco Bell Executive Chef Lorena Garcia
Those chicks work more balls than a Southern caterer during debutante season.
Sometimes I get a little bummed out about my hearing.
Opening the Emergency Exit door on a commercial airplane before it reaches cruising altitude = JV.
At 35,000 feet = ALL BALLS.
Part of me wants to take my potato gun to Coachella and blast all the people who think they're hot shit b/c of their hearing.
This bar's got more Tang than the powdered drink aisle at Costco.