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Conscious uncoupling = JV
Coupling unconscious = ALL BALLS
Barbed wire tats, TapOut T's, flip-flops, toe-rings, cargo shorts, white shades, visors and huge lippers will never go out of style.
All Justin Bieber needs to do re-gain respect from bros is do a press conference with a huge lipper of Copenhagen.
Look at Philip Seymour-Hoffman. He had more horse in his blood than Sarah Jessica Parker.
Hope everyone's Christmas was ALL BALLS!!
Nothing in the assault weapon ban about Potato Guns
All 5 ESPN dudes plus Taco Bell Executive Chef Lorena Garcia have picked Michigan St. to win championship.
The dude riding his Jetski around the Statue of Liberty during Hurricane Sandy = ALL BALLS
I still love Amanda Knox but when I beat it to that new redhead Wendy's spokesman chick I nut like a goddamn wild cat.
In Tony Siragusa's ads for Depends for guys "who leak a little" is he talking about leaking from your meat puppet or your turd cutter?
I WILL FIND THE BRO RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MISTAKE OF CUTTING THE PODCAST AND HE SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF A THOUSAND SPUDS.
In my eulogy I want to say it was stupid for Mike C to die from Auto Erotic b/c the dude hit more clam than a Pismo Beach Dune Buggy.
My new Thanksgiving drink is called an "ALL BALLS"- do a shot of Wild Turkey then chase it with a shot of gravy. HELL YEAH
It would be ALL BALLS if Ed Hardy teamed up with Axe and Depends to create a cool diaper for guys who leak a little.
I admit I wasnt as good bros with Mike C as with Mike F or Mike D. But Mike C pulled more tail than the surf and turf dude at Red Lobster.
Those chicks work more balls than a Southern caterer during debutante season.