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I remember when I chose to be gay. I was just a sperm, and I was covered in all this other sperm & I thought 'This is fucking AWESOME!"
'Hey little boy, Wanna buy some candy?'`~~~Jewish pedophile
Straight guys on twitter, If you haven't been hit on by a gay guy on here take a long look at yourself & figure out what's wrong with you.
One man's twitter elite is another man's twitter delete.
Without the gays you'd all be wearing mom jeans!
Someone told me I lack a 'moral compass' b/c I'm gay. I assured her what I lack in a 'moral compass' I make up for in dick sucking skills.
Explain this whole Easter thing to me again, Jesus climbs out of his tomb and if he sees his shadow there's 40 more days of Mardi Gras?;-/
Who even needs the gays to ruin the sanctity of marriage. I think between the Mormons, the Kardashians, & Newt Gingrich it's pretty fucked!
Children are a lot like cellphones; If you've lost one & haven't been able to find it in a day or two, chances are it's dead.
Cocaine kicks the fucking shit out of Jenny Craig!
Kim Kardashian compared getting through her divorce was like beating cancer. Except cancer is real. She should compare her stupidity to it.
Girls with angel wings tattooed on their backs. It makes you look like you were gang raped in heaven & then thrown out for being too skanky.
The Pope said "Gay people are not fully developed humans."
In unrelated news, most catholic priests are fully developed child molesters.
#ImWithMitt because living in the woods sounds kinda fun and I'm sure scavenging for food will finally get me back to my goal weight.
I would rather motorboat two full colostomy bags than watch an episode of glee. :-|
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape!
Last night this guy had his finger in my butt & I asked him to take his ring off because it was hurting, turns out it was his watch! :( FML
The Jersey Shore is cancelled. This can mean only one thing. MTV has found a whole new pack of dip~shits they're going to unleash on us.#USA
The Westboro Baptist Church is picketing a Def Leppard concert. Again proving that they have their finger on the pulse of what makes ppl gay
I might just start 'One Million Queers' to compete with the stupidity of 'One Million Moms', apparently it doesn't matter if you're a million or just 1 nut-job!