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I feel sad for people who take the train to work every day, because they miss out on a lot of opportunities to hate people who drive.
The hardest part of dealing with a grandparent in adult diapers is getting their old ass up on the changing table in the Walmart bathroom.
This bidet doesn’t have much pressure.
My co-workers call it a “drinking fountain”, whatever that is.
My co-workers call it a “drinking fountain”, whatever that is.
Ladies,
It isn’t always about your boobs, sometimes we’re trying to read what’s written on your shirt.
Related: nice tits.
It isn’t always about your boobs, sometimes we’re trying to read what’s written on your shirt.
Related: nice tits.
Give a girl a drink and she’ll drink for a day.
Teach that girl to blow me for a drink, and she’ll drink ‘til I get tired of her crazy ass
Teach that girl to blow me for a drink, and she’ll drink ‘til I get tired of her crazy ass
If you replace “the birds and bees” with “the neighbor and chickens” then, yes, my parents did have that discussion with me.
Her eyes said “yes”. I couldn’t see her mouth because of the duct tape, but those eyes were definitely into me.
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