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dysolution
Of the many things I could get at this year's work xmas party, I'm hoping to avoid sick, naked, and fired.
@dysolution
RexHuppke
♫All I want for Christ-mas...is youuuu ♫ to turn into a Nintendo Wii and a six-pack of Old Style and a comfy chairrrr...♫
@RexHuppke
hisnamesLen
Saving money by reusing X-mas cards from our vendors. "Happy Holidays, Mom & Dad. Thinking of you and your silicone ducting needs."
@hisnamesLen
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theduty
"tell your mom hi for me."

....with an eyebrow wiggle & finger in hole hand motion, the UPS guy let me know she found my Amazon wishlist!
@theduty
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Reba723
About 7:00 CST tonight will mark 39 yrs since I went into labor thus missing the end of the Flip Wilson show & ShaNaNa. Resentment lingers.
@Reba723
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InSoOutSo
I watched TV naked last night and got Michelle Duggar pregnant again.
@InSoOutSo
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thejohnblog
As a Hispanic, I think it's my duty to get a white decal in old English on my back car window reading: STEREOTYPES, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
@thejohnblog
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Trick_or_tweet
I'm thankful for Twitter's time delay today. Now they can edit out all of my wardrobe malfunctions.
@Trick_or_tweet
thestoryofb
My little buttercup... Has the sweetest a-smile
@thestoryofb
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GSouder
Adam Lambert is like a really really really gay Freddie Mercury.
@GSouder
thejohnblog
Roy Disney dies SAME day Walt's wife died on in '97. The only thing spookier is how many times I've bought SNOW WHITE. Disney vault, my ass.
@thejohnblog
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jane_bot
I'm pretty sure someone just microwaved skunk corpse for lunch. I'm gonna need to drop my clothes off at the incinerator after work.
@jane_bot
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Reba723
It must be asshole employee day at Costco.
@Reba723
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Trick_or_tweet
This bestiality thing has gone far enough.

If Santa can't come without Rudolph, I'm calling PETA.
@Trick_or_tweet
LaceyMark
Observation: it is OK to park in a fire lane and go into a store as long as you turn on the emergency blinkers or leave grandma in the car.
@LaceyMark
santhonythomas
Karen and Davis sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. S.Anthony with a camcorder in the next tree R-E-C-O-R-D-I-N-G. Uh oh, it's the P-O-L-I-C-E!
@santhonythomas
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davio1962
Only stands to reason that the road to hell probably isn't paved at all.
@davio1962
cpinck
You’d think the Mayans would have also warned us about the new SpongeBob Christmas song.
@cpinck
crustyjuggler72
Looks like folks from the retirement community are on a bus trip. This is my town's version of the Antiques Roadshow.
@crustyjuggler72
mycorpse
I wish I married a much older man so I would look young by comparison. Instead I married the Anti-Christ. But at least I feel pretty inside.
@mycorpse
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