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The way that I wear Christmas sweaters to football games draws some grief from the guys, but I like the way my balls hang out the neck hole.
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If you’ve ever described yourself as "a joker”, here’s some advice: Shave off the mustache and sell the windowless van. You creep me out.
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The proportion rule: The owners penis is in direct proportion to the size of his car's storage capacity.
i.e. tiny trunk = tiny junk
i.e. tiny trunk = tiny junk
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My wife’s mispronunciation of SquareBob SpongePants is something completely different and awesome.
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Adam Lambert's singing sounds like a musical instrument where you make the notes by stomping on cats' tails.
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@Yidago it would be funnier if you pop that ball out your urethra.
I'm not married to it or anything. Just spitballing here.
I'm not married to it or anything. Just spitballing here.
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Ladies,
When you shake hands with a guy today just remember that that is probably the hand that he uses to yank it with.
You’re welcome.
When you shake hands with a guy today just remember that that is probably the hand that he uses to yank it with.
You’re welcome.
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On my way to my very first acting gig.
I hope the midget doesn't forget to bring lube.
DAMMIT, I forgot to shave my balls.
I hope the midget doesn't forget to bring lube.
DAMMIT, I forgot to shave my balls.
A little tip for you newlyweds out there:
If you piss in the wife’s neti pot just once, she will never let you live it down.
If you piss in the wife’s neti pot just once, she will never let you live it down.
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It’s so cold in here today that I’m pretty much a Ken doll, down there.
Shrinkage.
Polar bear club in the pubic region.
It’s cold.
Shrinkage.
Polar bear club in the pubic region.
It’s cold.
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If your answer to my rhetorical question about violence seeming to be worse involves Bush or Obama being the problem, I may shoot you.
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Owning a big truck isn’t always about what you think.
I own mine because I need to haul big stuff around and I have a tiny penis.
I own mine because I need to haul big stuff around and I have a tiny penis.
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