"Bring on the boys for the party!" - @4privetdrive. Yeah, the two boys for the small gathering! Bring them on!

I really really really really want a GIF of Fabio's dance and then his "oh shit..." face. Someone make me one and I will love you FOREVER.

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@pencilcasemixup sandwich LYF~~

Oh no. I'm becoming a White-Out Nazi.

@4privetdrive ... I'm trying really hard to imagine what that would sound like. I'm feeling Lonely Island.

Fuck this, I'm eating a sandwich.

December, Jude Law is in fact NOT more important to your life than your summer assignment that's due tomorrow, contrary to what you believe.

@4privetdrive Lol commentator said "He's fabulous, but he's fragile."

@4privetdrive need to buy any more boxes/crates because I have plenty.

@4privetdrive <3 Katie had to deal with it the other day when we went to Wal-Mart. She witnessed my pep talk to myself about how I don't

@4privetdrive Actually I'm inside the Staples truck. GET IN WITH ME.

Yes, I did just paint the Deathly Hallows on my nails. Yes, I do have more important things I should be doing.

@craigyferg Craig, I will give you my soul if you will get Alan Rickman on the show. From December in Florence, KY.

@4privetdrive Probably, but he probably died of old age 100 years ago.

@awhatfighter Or "I just wanted to take your mum's boobies, and put them on my face, and go bbrbrbrbbbrbbrbrbb!"

@4privetdrive Lol I know. I will always remember my first football game, Leeds vs. Man U. We were already calling them scum.

My 4000th tweet is dedicated to @4privetdrive because I love her and I wish she wasn't in Texas. <3

@4privetdrive MUH TOWN, MUH TACO JOHN'S.

OH. AVPM Cedric is AVPS Lucius. Herp derp, December. Herp derp.