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Mommy drank all her coffee like a good girl ... All gone.
I scratch my zen garden when I'm mad at you and I will dump soup on your head cuz I'm mad at you ~My 5 Yr old being a boss
If I have my hand in a full cast, double thumbs up would be the hardest habit to break next to jazz hands and double fisting thin mints
what on earth happens to asparagus from the time it's roasted seasoned goodness hits my lips to when I piss it out and smell barf/penicillin
stewed canned tomatoes #LessAmbitiousMoviesContest
WD40 - #LessAmbitiousMoviesContest ... (Grease .. I was trying to ,.... nevermind)
Run? Bike? No, I Elipt.
Napping with my sweet baby boy ... trying to resist kissing his face off ...
I ate a large pizza with pepperoni, feelings, and emotions. I also ordered something self pity dipping sauce ... Spicy
clandestine transporter of peanuts aka peanut smuggler .. I often catch a chill