I'm IN! RT @pamdiddy: Officially boycotting @dominos @legalzoom @proflowers @autozone @eharmony & their Rush Limbaugh support. #boycottrush

RT @jordandrew: RT @corbinjames: It wasn't the REPUBLICANS NOR THE DEMOCRATS.. our TROOPS risked their lives to get this done.--HELL YES!

Beyonce on @pandora_radio. Checked bio & it JayZ's. Sad. Biggest female act in world & she's still defined by her husband. #BadFormPandora

Hey Everyone! My 1st book, Betting Hearts, is free! Catch up on the series before the new book comes out in July! http://t.co/WfkNWfKv

@istock I have to ask, is the site SUPPOSED to take all the pictures away EVERY time I click on an image? Search is nightmare to use now

I want to blog again. The sad thing is, I have literally nothing to blog ABOUT. "Adventures in Laundry" just doesn't sound blog worthy.

@katerothwell lol, "Break your diet! Do it for the KIDS!"

I think it's safe to say I'm going to destroy my diet in a HUGE way right now. It's the only way to keep from crushing souls, lol

@katerothwell My issues this season for Andrea has more to do w/ her bad choices—1) trusting strangers over friends who have bled for her

@antonioangelo21 lol, yeah. I'm kinda used to it from my kids. I only really get mad at people who don't live here thinking Ithat

Proof you're a Mom-Writer: You write hero saying, "I'm going to take you right here" Then get tapped on shoulder by kid needing jam jar open

@amanda_hocking lol, my recommendation is this week's favorite word, twatwaffle, lol

Strange morning. I had to rub cocoa butter lotion on my poor baby's dry skin butt. She's happy, though. Her butt smells like cupcakes.

Tuesdays are officially hell days. Gonna go drag my pudgy self to the shower.

My stories are tapping on my brain, wanting me to listen. Don't they know I NEED to vacuum? & Work? & cook? Er, I mean "burn"?

Rather than call it RE-Reading for the 2nd pass thru, they call reading it once PRE-reading. Is this more "no crush kids self-esteem" crap?

Wheeee! I felt THAT one! #EarthquakeNumber2

OMG! Was getting stuff together for Nationals & realized I get to wear my PRISM winner pin for the 1st time!

Promo Arrived!!!!! Isn't it gorgeous? http://t.co/ownmgSNa

This is what we REALLY do at home! http://t.co/4LhAakul