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One out of five tweets in my head make it to the TL
Saw some excited Camp Mulla fan on YouTube, "OMG, They mentioned Malawi"!! Sit you ass down honey, no other country would rhyme
When it says things like "Whoops, you already tweeted that" you, my friend, are using sorry ass internet speeds!
You don't need to know a lot about someone to have feelings for them. In fact, the lesser I know about you, the more interesting you are.
I can't get iPhone 5 'cause it doesn't fit in my palm well. . . Also 'cause I don't have that much money
Pssst. . .We already know your twitter crush. The RTs and the replies give you away like a pair of panties forgotten in his car
Feel the size
What I lack in booby shots I make up for in personality, brains and zero daddy issues. . . =)