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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Gift @Dee_spicable Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Difference between dry-spell & friend-zone is that you'd rather be in a desert than being in a river with water you can't drink LOL

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Why do guys hold grudges against girls who rejected them so long ago? Anyway if you're reading this Mary from primary school, YOU'RE A WHORE

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    onume_OfficeofSteve
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Samsung won't stop until they create a TV so curved it watches itself.

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    At this rate, we can expect the 'EBOLA' movie in 2015 directed by Michael Bay, starring Brad Pitt as a Nigerian doctor who saves the world

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    #FolderNamesToHidePornOnPc ''IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE''

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Kenya would be the kid who doesn't pay attention in class cause he's too busy writing love letters to China #africannationsinhighschool

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Her: Sorry, but I only like you as a friend
    Me: That's cool, I like you as a Tomato
    Her: But I'm not a Tomato
    Me; See where I'm coming from?

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    I hope all those CCTV cameras being set up around town will capture Safaricom stealing our money too

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Compliment a pretty girl, she'll think you just want sex. Compliment an ugly girl, she'll think you're lying. Lesson? Compliment a sandwich

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    A girl can't even find her bunch of keys in her own handbag, how the hell is she going to find happiness in a man?

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    If your girlfriend never comes home complaining about the bitch at work that everyone hates, THEN SHE'S THAT BITCH LOL.

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    UK: On a scale of 1-10, how do you think my #StateOfTheNation speech went?
    Maggie: It was...*wears sunglasses* Beyond Zero
    YEAAAAAH

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    I'd rather make fun of myself everyday on twitter than pick on someone I don't know who may be going through some real tough shit

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Too many brands using tweeps to push their products on my TL. Thankfully, I just mute them using my HTC M9 with it's awesome camera and...

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    LOL some peeps at KBC are showing up at work for the first time since the world cup

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    I'm not saying my boss is a dick, but when people want to find out if he's reached the office they ask, 'is it in yet?'

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Every time I see a prostitute walking home in the morning I salute her cause I know that somewhere, a married man finally had sex

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    #MeninistTwitter You can't hate me just cause some OTHER guy hurt you. This isn't candy crush: We don't donate lives to each other

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    CEO: Due to budget cuts, we will no longer be having the elephant in the room
    Me: So what now?
    CEO: *Points to corner*
    Hippo: Sup bitches

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