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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Sucks when I'm about to have sex & she says, 'Please don't break my heart' & I have to reassure her that my penis will NOT reach that far

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    totemonkeyngugikelkasumuni_Mjusi_jazz_ova1Pussylip_biterMr_SuitUpChe_Alfi3
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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    #FolderNamesToHidePornOnPc ''IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE''

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Kenya would be the kid who doesn't pay attention in class cause he's too busy writing love letters to China #africannationsinhighschool

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    kasumuni_fkdonkorkgbenzzjuniperteshFathiaXxXMissRaissatotouweradinu_duri
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    NMogirekgbenzzevakawiraNgerukNgerufwkiraguhey_auds______GeomatIanMcStunner24
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Why do guys hold grudges against girls who rejected them so long ago? Anyway if you're reading this Mary from primary school, YOU'RE A WHORE

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Difference between dry-spell & friend-zone is that you'd rather be in a desert than being in a river with water you can't drink LOL

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    kasumuni_WildeThingykgbenzzKMjanjaalbywizzyjames_burnleyiNyagah_rogueMUGA
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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    If your girlfriend never comes home complaining about the bitch at work that everyone hates, THEN SHE'S THAT BITCH LOL.

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    I'd rather make fun of myself everyday on twitter than pick on someone I don't know who may be going through some real tough shit

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Compliment a pretty girl, she'll think you just want sex. Compliment an ugly girl, she'll think you're lying. Lesson? Compliment a sandwich

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    I'm not saying my boss is a dick, but when people want to find out if he's reached the office they ask, 'is it in yet?'

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    amuliromLanoh_MisterAlbiecharloh__Jemalitoalbywizzyshankukundanyax6
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    #MeninistTwitter You can't hate me just cause some OTHER guy hurt you. This isn't candy crush: We don't donate lives to each other

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Every time I see a prostitute walking home in the morning I salute her cause I know that somewhere, a married man finally had sex

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    g_javellaArqamLadakalbywizzyiNyagah_rogueMUGASamzen_Thateverydayguyabbybrauner
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    MisterAlbiealbywizzyItsDemorayblitztimonyax6rogueMUGAAllannochroggyie
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    KBC hasn't had this much attention since that time it broke the news about the scramble for Africa LOL

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    enkerichirungu_enochmakoriChocol8FlavourShaddy_EddyMwangiPeriss_ngatiakhaleesci
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Lol. Muite is probably still waiting to be picked up by the Brookhouse school bus #Debate254

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    I'm not saying my ex wasn't pretty, but every time my wallet got stolen the thief would return her picture.

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    A girl can't even find her bunch of keys in her own handbag, how the hell is she going to find happiness in a man?

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    If you don't take the time to tell your GF that she's beautiful, some other guy will. Which is cool, cause you're not a liar LOL

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Why are people complaining about how long it's taking for the cabinet to be named? It's a digital government people, it's called buffering

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    rogueMUGACarnabiese_NeuJoegichuhikevoice_thisisfreddiTerrieNyamburaKatie_MumbuaKenyanGrit________
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    '' Oil's well that ends well''- Turkana Proverbs, circa 2012 #TurkanaOil

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Some people will do anything to jump the queue RT @citizentvnews: A woman delivers a baby at Muthurwa Polling station, names baby Amani...

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Sex before marriage is a sin. Sex after you're married is a miracle.

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@Dee_spicable

@Dee_spicable

I avoid kidnapping by being fat ......ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ #YNWA