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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Sucks when I'm about to have sex & she says, 'Please don't break my heart' & I have to reassure her that my penis will NOT reach that far

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    ArqamLadakalbywizzymisskerry_NjurusYujoeMych________james_burnleyJohnKenn4elfeces
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    fredwhitecapamuliromOtureMisterAlbiealbywizzySirMechibeing_nikasioMahindaBill
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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    #FolderNamesToHidePornOnPc ''IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE''

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Kenya would be the kid who doesn't pay attention in class cause he's too busy writing love letters to China #africannationsinhighschool

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Difference between dry-spell & friend-zone is that you'd rather be in a desert than being in a river with water you can't drink LOL

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    KMjanjaalbywizzyjames_burnleyiNyagah_rogueMUGAblackogueiDenyse__Mugo_
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    DansonMateyaDLgenioraszk_Bill254albywizzypitz254raisatiriShwento__________
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    If your girlfriend never comes home complaining about the bitch at work that everyone hates, THEN SHE'S THAT BITCH LOL.

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    albywizzykalimbaphilipsamdave69TheBlindLemonJaspMokua_Juusi_felixmindrogueMUGA
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    BinkakimMvgohneomingangamanohzMaloudaFloTiatiemat_gerrardKIMINDIRI
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Why do guys hold grudges against girls who rejected them so long ago? Anyway if you're reading this Mary from primary school, YOU'RE A WHORE

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    eshbankwesigaNYAGAH_FidelMakoriiNyagah_HenryKihunyu__rogueMUGAalbywizzyMkareXMIKE
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    amuliromMisterAlbieKevin_Wachirahnyax6mushaziMujuziEmmaKUG_BarMitzvahFavstar_NSFW
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    I'd rather make fun of myself everyday on twitter than pick on someone I don't know who may be going through some real tough shit

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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Compliment a pretty girl, she'll think you just want sex. Compliment an ugly girl, she'll think you're lying. Lesson? Compliment a sandwich

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    Hed04albywizzy_datRanDomChickDaviGathigaJKiokoIm_Carrotsiviivi14GJKalz
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    I'm not saying my boss is a dick, but when people want to find out if he's reached the office they ask, 'is it in yet?'

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    albywizzyiNyagah_rogueMUGASamzen_roggyiepabloe8verbstractthisisfreddi
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    amuliromLanoh_MisterAlbieCharloh__Jemalitoalbywizzyshankukundanyax6
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Every time I see a prostitute walking home in the morning I salute her cause I know that somewhere, a married man finally had sex

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    g_javellaArqamLadakalbywizzyiNyagah_rogueMUGASamzen_Thateverydayguyabbybrauner
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    MisterAlbiealbywizzyItsDemorayblitztimonyax6rogueMUGAAllannochroggyie
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    KBC hasn't had this much attention since that time it broke the news about the scramble for Africa LOL

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    albywizzyNikHimselfMaximilusemsykaynyax6NgareLeonMelissaWainainaWairagoJ
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    enkerichirungu_enochmakoriChocol8FlavourShaddy_EddyMwangiPeriss_ngatiakhaleesci
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Lol. Muite is probably still waiting to be picked up by the Brookhouse school bus #Debate254

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    albywizzyrogueMUGAroggyiekamweru_wiselarRoothyM_ivywnverbstract
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    rogueMUGAsneelawkLmwondiBaronKimaruCyclistKilledTrishk4Ngatia4nadia_noordin
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    I'm not saying my ex wasn't pretty, but every time my wallet got stolen the thief would return her picture.

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    roggyiekittspaduke_letIntrepidDeviantKarimiIreenBrikizLL_AntoDoktaRotich
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    '' Oil's well that ends well''- Turkana Proverbs, circa 2012 #TurkanaOil

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    albywizzyrogueMUGAMumbiMwariBaronKimarueXentRic_RoothyM_kamweru_roggyie
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    rogueMUGAMumbiMwarikissykennysmattBaronKimarueXentRic_BarakaMwaurakamaucarenPkiyach
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Why are people complaining about how long it's taking for the cabinet to be named? It's a digital government people, it's called buffering

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    albywizzyrogueMUGAroggyiekamweru_eXentRic_vkimikongwata_francisMorris_Aron
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    rogueMUGACarnabiese_NeuJoegichuhikevoice_thisisfreddiTerrieNyamburaKatie_MumbuaKenyanGrit________
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Some people will do anything to jump the queue RT @citizentvnews: A woman delivers a baby at Muthurwa Polling station, names baby Amani...

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    rogueMUGAkirubikenya1______Albmil254Rummer_urbanslugKremlinSamericirerinonniemurit
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Cop: The UoN girl slept with 322 men and gave them AIDS!
    Horatio: Looks like she had...
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    A positive influence.
    YEAAHHH!

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    albywizzyrogueMUGAeXentRic_RoothyM_roggyieAces_9PossumBluRey_matata
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    rogueMUGAShwento__________VanMugaRasputin_24BBAGossipAces_9Miss_Chesskamweru_
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    I don't see what Ongeri is so upset about. Honestly it's Pigs that should be offended that they are being used to describe MP's.

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    albywizzyrogueMUGAIntrepidDeviantRoothyM_roggyiekamweru_EngDamianodoyobrian
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  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    Weddings are so expensive because the cost of making two people unhappy for life have risen dramatically.

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    r3st0ring_f0rcealbywizzyshankukundablitztimonyax6rogueMUGAQinyanjuidenkely
  • Dee_spicable
      Dee @Dee_spicable

    If you don't take the time to tell your GF that she's beautiful, some other guy will. Which is cool, cause you're not a liar LOL

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@Dee_spicable

@Dee_spicable

Kids, get on the bus - we're going on a feel trip...........ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ #YNWA