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LOL @ girls who are single cause like where the hell were you when they were giving free classes about the power of the vag
Your beautiful vagina is like an unfinished puzzle and I have the missing penis...erm piece. I meant piece
You can't make a person happy if they're dedicated to making themselves miserable cause that's what gives their life meaning
Since I can't tell everyone I work with to suck my dick, I'll just wait for the office Christmas party to dip my penis in the punch
I want to play mind games...with your vagina
Questions that keep me up at night:
Is there really life after breasts?
Sometimes you have to date all the 'wrong' girls first to realize that the 'one' who is right for you is just as fucking crazy
Selfies- Getting girls to shut up for at least 3 seconds
All I want is a girl who will love me for who I really am.....Batman.
Girl at office trying to flirt: What does it mean when my battery charge is at 69% ?
Me: You're a whore
.....aaand still single, folks!
Moyes has destroyed the hopes and dreams of children more than Joseph Kony ever did LOL
Lol. Ferguson already bought a coffin so he can practice rolling around in his grave
Make fun of them all you want- but United will bounce back....into 8th place
Kids, get on the bus - we're going on a feel trip...........ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ #YNWA