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An excellent man has no enemies, but all his friends hate him.
You can't do blow off a strippers ass without thinking about their hopes and dreams. It's ungentlemanley.
People are fucking dumb! I hate people! Who the fuck has 2 twitter accounts and retweets themselves? Die in a fiery car crash skank hoe!
Girl at grocery store has tattoo of Zo's Bitch across here chest, and has a kid with no shoes and no shirt on! She's a keeper Zo!
I feel like being funny, and by funny i mean punching my clown, and by that i mean putting makeup on my dick and kicking its ass!
In the movie theater and I'm the only one in here, so I just pissed on the floor.
That shirt looks extremely rapey. ( me talking to myself in the mirror)
I love buying tampons and asking the cashier these are good for diarrhea right?
Hate when someone tells me how to do my job! Do I go to their job and kick dicks outta their mouth, and say "ur doing that wrong?"
Who told you that you were pretty?