"Adele, 3andena class eh enaharda?" - "You and I have history, or don't you remember?"

"Bete3meli eh?" "Ba2ra." "Ahh enti ba2ara fe3lan hahahahaha" ".... wenta lessa fe 5 ebteda2i."

Hazaker kaman sa3a. Hazaker kaman 5 mins. Tab hatfarrag 3al film da w hazaker begad. Azaker wana ga3ana? Hakol el awel. EH DA EL YOUM KHELES

Beyonce, shame on you.
Beytwice, shame on me.

"Good things come to those who wait"? Good things are late. Are the good things Egyptian?

Egyptian girls' logic; 7oti eidek 3l ossa, teb2i fl sowar mozza.

This is brilliant! pic.twitter.com/ZS8n9beP8s

The Beatles and Muhammad Ali; the greatest picture in the history of humanity. http://t.co/PdKC7K9V

"Warreeni naddartek keda"
*badihalha*
"Eh da ahahahaha enti mabetshofeesh khales hahahahahaha"
"Ahh shofti? Hahaha-yarab tet3emi-hahahahaha"

"3o2bal fara7ek ya habibti!"
"3o2bal 3azaki ya tant"
"EH??"
"AIWA ZAI MASME3TI KEDA"
"EHH??!"
"Bahazzar ma3aki sada2ti hahaha yarab tmooti"

Foreign countries: "MAKE SOME NOISE!" Egypt: "SA2AFFOLOOOOOOO"

"Wa7eshni w raseedi 7ayeshni" is as romantic as I can ever get.

Stop getting attached to people. Stop expecting things from people. Stop knowing people. 3 simple rules.

Youm min el ayam hagi adkhol el beit, hala2i ommi wa2fali 3l bab w madda edeha w bet2oul "Minimum charge 70 geneih."

Looks like winter is stuck in traffic.

So, a group of ropes were jumping off a waterfall. The youngest one was hesitating, so the others shouted; "Knot yalla!"

#DEPRESSED #DNTWNATLK pic.twitter.com/zUWVoBfsnR

Ba7eb awi lamma 7ad ye7ott gel kteer fa sha3ro yeban akenno met2assem le racing lanes lel naml. <3

شعار المرحلة الجديد: pic.twitter.com/fKwddcpqLJ

Law fakreen nafsoko bte3rafo tersemo ba2a w artsy w keda, fakkaro tani.

Oil on linen, by Omar Ortiz. pic.twitter.com/zIyLFNdg4q