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"Adele, 3andena class eh enaharda?" - "You and I have history, or don't you remember?"
Beyonce, shame on you.
Beytwice, shame on me.
"Bete3meli eh?" "Ba2ra." "Ahh enti ba2ara fe3lan hahahahaha" ".... wenta lessa fe 5 ebteda2i."
Hazaker kaman sa3a. Hazaker kaman 5 mins. Tab hatfarrag 3al film da w hazaker begad. Azaker wana ga3ana? Hakol el awel. EH DA EL YOUM KHELES
"Good things come to those who wait"? Good things are late. Are the good things Egyptian?
Egyptian girls' logic; 7oti eidek 3l ossa, teb2i fl sowar mozza.
"3o2bal fara7ek ya habibti!"
"3o2bal 3azaki ya tant"
"AIWA ZAI MASME3TI KEDA"
"Bahazzar ma3aki sada2ti hahaha yarab tmooti"
Stop getting attached to people. Stop expecting things from people. Stop knowing people. 3 simple rules.
"Warreeni naddartek keda"
"Eh da ahahahaha enti mabetshofeesh khales hahahahahaha"
"Ahh shofti? Hahaha-yarab tet3emi-hahahahaha"
Youm min el ayam hagi adkhol el beit, hala2i ommi wa2fali 3l bab w madda edeha w bet2oul "Minimum charge 70 geneih."
Foreign countries: "MAKE SOME NOISE!" Egypt: "SA2AFFOLOOOOOOO"
"Wa7eshni w raseedi 7ayeshni" is as romantic as I can ever get.
Ba7eb awi lamma 7ad ye7ott gel kteer fa sha3ro yeban akenno met2assem le racing lanes lel naml. <3
Things that I will never understand:
2. Guys with private instagram accounts.
Looks like winter is stuck in traffic.
So, a group of ropes were jumping off a waterfall. The youngest one was hesitating, so the others shouted; "Knot yalla!"