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  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    Just when things are at their worst I remember this:
    I'm smart...
    I'm pretty...
    I own a vagina...
    And all is right with the world again.

    • 23
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    trialfemmebpimriemankyduc____mattglionsSardonicAnthonyCameron_SladesheseemslegitPowerpuss_________
    • 5
    • RETWEETS
    Powerpuss_________juggalettesonjaSafelyInDangerNoPantyClaus_Bacon_Tits_
    Powerpuss_________
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    It pisses me off when I see people correcting other people's spelling-it bugs me too but I'm not a big enough of a douchelord to correct it

    • 18
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    resident_nomadJasonMata1BrattyBarbieWalmartin2011SzarDonicGuyAdvisortigersgoroooarjkrambles
    • 3
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    ford414__________Judy_AttitudyFatherLessFae____
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    Got Botox in the neck for migraines yesterday.
    Now my skull thinks it's all sexy-like and wants to go pick up some strange.

    • 13
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    resident_nomad_Bacon_Tits_BrattyBarbieSzarDonicrocketqueen223____Ray4295sirshuckyDonkeyJohnson
    • 2
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    JackieluvsUKLipglosslesbo
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    No-I didn't unfollow you because "I couldn't handle how clever you are"- I did it because you are a witless douchelord

    • 13
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    resident_nomadBrattyBarbieWalmartin2011SzarDonicDumbassadorPORNOPINIONsirshuckyLipglosslesbo
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    FatherLessFae____
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    Not sure what manual retweeting is or why people do it but I know I'll never do it..seems to make people wanna go all stabby on each other.

    • 9
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    resident_nomad_Bacon_Tits_Walmartin2011Ray4295GuyAdvisorCrankyPappytigersgoroooarTotesNSFW________
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    Got unfollowed a lot today.
    Pffffttttt-whatever, they've obviously never seen the real rear-view or they woulda never stop following.

    • 7
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    resident_nomadlollersCATEs______Lipglosslesbohell_or_high______SilencedVerse____Cool_Jessebuck4itt
    • 2
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    pokey_pineappleCool_Jesse
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    My dog Bleu is 3 yrs old yet STILL soaks his leg every time he pees. I am forced to admit he must like it...from now on his name is Ray J.

    • 8
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    resident_nomad_Bacon_Tits_BrattyBarbieSzarDonicGuyAdvisorsirshuckySeanINCypressYearOfRat
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    Looking up recipes on the Internet for a date.
    Too much of a woman to fake an orgasm but I will fake the SHIT out of this fried-chicken.

    • 8
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    resident_nomad_Bacon_Tits_BrattyBarbiePORNOPINIONRay4295sirshuckySeanINCypresskellysdf
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    Just had lunch w/people I can't stand...tried to think of 1,000 ways to use a fork as a weapon and 1,001 reasons not to go to jail.

    • 5
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    resident_nomad_Bacon_Tits_BrattyBarbieb_elias______SzarDonic
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    chezfaviLittle_Stain
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    Doing my Irish ancestry proud.
    Gonna peel the top off this whiskey bottle with my teeth and not stop drinking til I see the sun.
    Like a boss

    • 6
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    Powerpuss_________resident_nomadJasonMata1GuyAdvisorZwolf666TotesNSFW________
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    Hey "straight" guy over there bitching about how that girl's eyebrows don't match her hair...
    you're not fooling anybody.

    • 5
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    Powerpuss_________resident_nomadZwolf666Vikturooni____sirshucky
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    Vikturooni____
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    Why am I always 9 hours behind on my TL??

    • 6
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    Powerpuss_________resident_nomadAndyScreaming____KillerdolceSincitytodd______PenisNose
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    Putting spray-tan on naked on a deck in 100% humidity is a stiff reminder that I'll never get away from being a pale Irish chick...ever..

    • 6
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    resident_nomad_Bacon_Tits_SzarDonicsirshuckySeanINCypresskellysdf
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    Pinched my nipple using a pair of needle-nose pliers while trying to tighten my nipple ring.
    Maybe time to take inventory of my life…

    • 5
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    lizzetteulchdenmaureensatow161__ToshikosxwnCharlotteywft____Flaviaxvhe________
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    A day full of seeing patients with their crowns stuck in the Milk Duds that they stole from their kids last night...
    ahhh job security.

    • 5
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    resident_nomadPowerpuss_________Zwolf666_Bacon_Tits_michelle_angus
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    Too ADD for facebook...
    Too OCD for Twitter...
    Always reminding me to keep up with my meds.

    • 5
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    resident_nomadPowerpuss_________GuyAdvisorZwolf666Vikturooni____
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    Ughhh....if these people's mouths would just turn into keyboards I could use their teeth to tweet.

    • 5
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    resident_nomad_Bacon_Tits_SzarDonicRay4295Broiledskintags__
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    I'm still confused on this point:
    If someone thanks you for following them but doesn't follow you back,
    is that a dick move?

    • 5
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    resident_nomadBrattyBarbiewarrior_n_pink____SeanINCypressNoirPoetograpy
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    I drive with my phone between my legs set on vibrate.
    The twitter alerts alone made a shitty day a little brighter.

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    resident_nomadPowerpuss_________GuyAdvisorTotesNSFW________
  • DeezZen
      DeezDid_It @DeezZen

    If these bitches don't knock it off they're gonna be using a mouth-mirror to examine the inside of their intestines by the end of the day.

    • 4
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    resident_nomadPowerpuss_________Zwolf666SeanINCypress
@DeezZen

@DeezZen

Waiting for my ADD to pass 'til I hop back on. But I'm still watching you...