DA MOST RANDOM SHIT BE HAPPENING TO ME I SWEAR TO GAWD BRUH

MORAL OF DA STORY: I THINK I MET JESUS CHRIST AND HE HANGS OUT AT MCDONALDS IN WILLIAMSBURG BROOKLYN

11. I TURNED AROUND AND WALKED DA FUCK OUT. I LAUGHED BUT I WONDERED, WAT IF THIS NIGGA REALLY IS JESUS BRUH?

10. HE GIMME A DIRTY ASS LOOK, I I GAVE HIM $2. HE SAID "VJJKBKBO" AMEN AND DID A CROSS. YEA I DUNNO WTF HE SAID EITHER BUT DATS WTF HE SAID

9. I TRY TO RUSH PAST HIM BUT DA NIGGA HOLLAS AT ME. "AYE! GIMME A DOLLA" AM LIKE WTF U MAKE MONEY EVERYDAY AT DIFFERENT CHURCHES JESUS

8. A FEW MONTHS PASS. TODAY MA GRANDMA WANTS ICE CREAM FROM MCDONALDS, WHO I RUN INTO? PUERTO RICAN JESUS  http://twitpic.com/crtfe0 

7. THEN PUERTO RICAN JESUS GOES AND SITS DOWN. THIS IS HIM DEAD ASS  http://twitpic.com/crtfa9 

6. SO HE TELLS ME "GO WIT UR HEART MY SON, IF U EVER NEED TO TALK ILL BE AT MCDONALDS ON GRAND ST."

5. SO NOW AM BUGGIN CUZ THIS CRACK HEAD SAID HE WAS JESUS, BUT WAT IF HE WAS? I WAS HORRIBLY UNDER DRESSED FA DA OCCASION

4. NIGGA SAID "GIMME $1 & ILL TELL U", AM LIKE WTF, I GO TO GIVE DA NIGGA $1 & HE SNATCH DA FUCK OUT IT. HE LOOKS AT ME & SAYS "I AM JESUS"

3. I THOUGHT BOUT JUS WALKIN AWAY FROM THIS CRAZY MUH FUCKA BUT I WAS INTERESTED IN WAT HE HAD TO SAY, SO I SAID "OK, HOW?"

2. HE SAYS "YOU LOOK LIKE U NEED HELP SON" AM LIKE "NAH I DONT NEED HELP I NEEDA BE RICH". HE GOES "WELL I CAN HELP U SON"

1.SO AM ON DA TRAIN A FEW MONTHE AGO AND I SEE THIS CRAZY LOOKIN MUH FUCKA ON DA TRAIN, HE COMES STRAIGHT UP TO ME

I would tweet this a million times if it meant he didn't have to leave his daughter 😔😢 pic.twitter.com/KSUuu3GiSu

Here's a nice story before bedtime.. pic.twitter.com/VklzFJM1aT

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I can't even get high with my darkskin niggas no more. I passed out...woke up with my alarm clock missing

@deijarenee_ Uhh imma let you finish but uhh.. we had one of the best facetimin convos of all time