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"Beat me" said the Masochist.
'No.' The Sadist replied.
Disintegrating panties... that man is the cause.
(This is why all my friends should have twitter)
"remind me to never have brain surgery"
Some days it seems like the only reason I put on mascara is to cry in it. . .
Aren't you due back at the lab to get you BOLTS TIGHTENED!!! #Mask
Is currently renaming everyone in my phone. Mostly after drinks. =D
Epic Rack Is Epic.
In the mood to tell Barry Manilow to fuck off and to eat a microphone
You can have the world... Ask for it once, if you get it, play with it. If they say no, make them sorry. http://varua.tumblr.com/