Poured my cat some almond milk & now he has bangs & drives a Prius.

So I was out today flying a kite, and a man stood me asks me 'Are you flying a kite?' NOPE! 'I'm fishing for birds' --- here's your sign.

URGENT. Mookie a 12 yr old calico who needs forever home. Declawed. Fixed. Owner in bad health. Going into home. RT pic.twitter.com/0WcLA6xK

I met a lady named Polly once. She didn't care for crackers, nor my sense of humour. #joking

Asking again #ldnont Looking for a good wireless printer for the iMAC.

It's a BeYOUtiful Day!

For the month of April you get to see the works of @phrawr @wffarmermkt on @kantinalondon red wall!

By 12:30 Cats R Us had 2 adoptions today. #showmethelove

Dear Mother Nature, you suck!

People will hate you, rate you, shake you and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you. #inspiration

“@ljloughner: Telling someone you really care about that you really care about them. Try it, that's some good stuff.” I do!

Dear anyone who really cares, can you channel good vibes my way Friday, say 2pm? I'd appreciate it. Thank you.

It's going 2 b a cold night. Please bring your cats/dogs inside. If u dont, u should toss ur sorry ass out there all night & c if u like it.

Thanks for the RTs @michaeljsealy @kamcgregor @mgirash @briangibson13 @edjackman Mookie needs loving home by end of month.

I like to stand next to someone else's screaming baby, call an ex boyfriend, and tell him, "We need to talk!"

Spay and neuter animal abusers.

I spent 3.5 hours rifling through donations and dividing them amongst 6 animal rescues. #animalchristmasfooddrive #ldnont

Off to be interviewed for #animalchristmasfooddrive for 106.9. Wish me luck!

If you wonder why I love animals so much... They don't judge.

All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society's way of preparing you for your driver's license photo.