@therealroseanne It's not even his real address. Lee endangered an innocent woman's life because he's an idiot.

@amandapalmer Bill Cosby once said that he doesn't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone. Rock on.

Public Shaming: #FreeJahar and the Case of the Mystery Backpack - publicshaming: Gather ‘round gang! Hop in...  http://tmblr.co/ZsAu9ykABw6m 

@dougstanhope  http://atheists.org/american-atheists-files-suit-against-irs … Check out who's suing the tax man.

@vegagan I imagine carnists feel the same way, but they usually get taken by heart disease before they get a chance to do it themselves.

@kathleenmadigan @kathygriffin @tammypescatelli @jenkirkman @sarahksilverman @margagomez @margaretcho @iliza #funnierthanadamcarolla

#yeaulookgoodbut You can't fucking spell "YOU"

@mattbinder Or "waa-waa-eee" Wrestlemania

@mattminerxvx @casomorphins "again"

M.A.S.H.U.P. #updatedsitcoms

@jenkirkman This article kinda makes me want to buy two copies of your book. Maybe one day I'll get a physical copy.

@_jucifer_ MISCELLANEOUS EAR

Hey. You know all that stuff you hate the Taliban for? You're doing the same shit by putting religion over other people's rights. Quit it.

Congrats to Tammy Duckworth!

"If you watch something and are offended, they have this great invention called an off switch" - George Carlin @nodoubt #LookingHot

Photo: loudmouthradio: Todd Akin and his weather theories! [@mikescollins]  http://tmblr.co/ZsAu9yWDiruR 

The Muppets #Horrorfilmsforconservatives

@aishatyler You think when Romney changed out the pages he was like "Move, bitch! Get out the way!" ?

@sarahtiana Man, this story of yours on Skeptic Tank is awful :( I hope you've gotten lots of hugs since telling it.

"I'd have to be on a briefcase full of drugs to enjoy a bicycle race." - Natasha Leggero #TheBurn