Sorry Facebook, you keep saying you've changed, but it's too late. I'm already in love with someone else, her name's Twitter. #NewFacebook

RIP Kesha? Twitter kills more people than the Death Star.

Jessica Simpson had her baby. Apparently, Kanye busted into the delivery room and said Beyonce had the best baby of all time.

RT if you wish the Imperial March played every time you walked into a meeting.

I want a girl who's a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.

MTV is cancelling 'Jersey Shore' after next season. If this upsets you, congratulations, you're an idiot.

For every RT this tweet gets, $1 will be donated to the building of a new Death Star.

Roses are red, violets are blue, happy Star Wars Day, May the Fourth be with you.

Behold, the iPhone 20 http://t.co/rjYJ52Ix

If you're dating someone who doesn't like Star Wars, you're looking for love in Alderaan places.

If you're dating a girl who's never seen Star Wars, you're lookin for love in Alderaan places.

May the Fourth was fun, but I'm more excited for Revenge of the Fifth.

Let's just get the lightsabers out and let Obama and Romney settle it like men. #debate

If she's seen all six Star Wars movies multiple times, wife that girl.

Dr Murray has been found guilty, clearly he's not a smooth criminal.

Fencing would be a much better event if they used lightsabers. #2012LondonOlympics

She understands all your Star Wars references... Wife that girl.

You WILL retweet this *waves hand*

Padme and I are never ever ever ever getting back together.

There are two types of people in this world: people who like Star Wars and idiots.