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I don't even feed my cat gluten!
Good thing there is football tonight, because I was thisclose to live-tweeting The Santa Clause.
John Lackey is allowed to have one can of beer tonight, which he will eat whole.
Guy at bar: If you had to choose between your son being gay or retarded which would you choose?
Me: Well.. I know which one your dad chose
Start your day with coffee. End your day with beer.
Oh my god A-Rod's presser was amazing
Pulp Fiction: Every clock in the movie is set to 4:20.
"Siri where is the closest phone booth?" - Superman 2013
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