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Canada has given the world Nickelback and Justin Bieber. In related news, the Death Star has a new target.
If you like Star Wars puns, Yoda one for me.
When life knocks you down, get back up and force choke life.
Justin Bieber got 75k RTs for writing "Blessed to do this." That's just four words, now I'm going to try:
Please use the force
Time wasted watching Star Wars is not wasted time.
My friends are like Alderaan, they don't exist
Stormtroopers: Missing every single shot since 1977
Studies show that 100% of people who don't like Star Wars are idiots.
Dear J.J. Abrams,
If you screw up Star Wars, you will be known as Jar Jar Abrams forever.
I got the moves like Jabba
#TheWorstFeelingIs - Watching your son destroy your entire workplace.
Avril Lavigne is marrying the guy from Nickelback. Be prepared for the worst wedding music ever.
When Jedi need to read PDFs, they use Adobe Wan Kenobi.
Happy St. Patrick's Day, Yoda is dressed as a Leprechaun and keeps calling C-3PO his pot of gold.
"I hate big hutts and I cannot lie, these other smugglers can't deny." -Han Solo
Saying "Don't sweat the small stuff" works sometimes, but not when it refers to small exhaust ports on the Death Star.
Judging you all from a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. Not associated with Lucasfilm or Disney. DepressedDarth@gmail.com