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I got the moves like Jabba
#TheWorstFeelingIs - Watching your son destroy your entire workplace.
Avril Lavigne is marrying the guy from Nickelback. Be prepared for the worst wedding music ever.
When Jedi need to read PDFs, they use Adobe Wan Kenobi.
Happy St. Patrick's Day, Yoda is dressed as a Leprechaun and keeps calling C-3PO his pot of gold.
"I hate big hutts and I cannot lie, these other smugglers can't deny." -Han Solo
Saying "Don't sweat the small stuff" works sometimes, but not when it refers to small exhaust ports on the Death Star.
Judging you all from a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. Not associated with Lucasfilm or Disney. DepressedDarth@gmail.com