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I want Jennifer Lawrence to murder my vagina.
(Obama walks up the stage in Chicago) "I've got 99 problems but a Mitt ain't one." *Mic drop* *Back-handsprings into Airforce One*
Hey Mitt, when the moderator asks you to shut the fuck up, you shut the fuck up #courtesy
Alan Alda is one Grade-A BAMF
Shut up Clarice.
Hmm. Gun owners want to deport Piers Morgan for his views on gun control. Guess their love of the 2nd amendment is enough to cancel the 1st.
I work with a girl that is so absolutely fucking stupid I'm convinced Sacha Baron Cohen is behind it.
"Happy 12/12/12 Day!" -The most uninteresting person anywhere
Tomorrow is going to be a great day for a Facebook friend purge