Don't even talk to me unless you trying to get this dick at Qdoba tomorrow

@the_green_day @nickfoster45 @veechlfc23 @spencerlynch9 guyz 1 jus wnt 2 h0ok up wit sum B3tche$

"Parlaying a December 21 "End of the World" party into a December 22 "I Survived the Apocalypse" party. #TFM " @nickfoster45 @veechlfc23

@oh_hayfish @tmariedave are y'all serious...what is the point of Twitter without @cat_fancy

Happy birthday to one of my best friends #SoDamnCountry #yeeyee @veechlfc23

Started from a 0 now I'm here #IDidIt #NoFinalForMe @veechlfc23 @markklueh @schellsncheese1 @josiemetz @katieomera pic.twitter.com/LjOJTooCcl

I need a hundred black coffins for a hundred bad men
A hundred black graves so I can lay they ass in #Django #nw

@veechlfc23 @nickfoster45 @the_green_day @markklueh @bgads40 @sawyershelton @trey_mattingly *looks around* *points finger* shots?

Mr. Officer you can't arrest us... OUR DICKS FELL OFF @nickfoster45 @trey_mattingly @the_green_day @markklueh @veechlfc23

We're talking about football in room 204 #OfCourse #WeCantHelpIt

With @veechlfc23 n Vegas and @nickfoster45 working i don't have anyone to leech off of to get something to do #NeedMoreFriends #OrPopularity

Not letting @cnash3 go to the army and die

One of my biggest fears is waking up as a doughnut because I know I'd eat myself with no hesitation

#Holla pic.twitter.com/kNAdn2J7

Don't know why they are a thing but Harlem Shakes make me crack up #LetsDoABarnOne

When the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums there is a life about to start when tomorrow comes #LesMis

I'm all about low expectations

"@__michaelj0rdan: ask that girl out that you like. tell her that your friends with MJ. you got this big guy." Finally the edge I need!

I hate when my shaving and the shaving cream gets all in my hair...

Going to enjoy my last game of hating Louisville football for the foreseeable future tonight. I'll like them once @kylebolin14 gets up there