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I don't understand how rating people's looks cures everybody's boredom.
Good luck to everyone doing the art exam tomorrow. If worst comes to worst, just remember that it's not a real subject.
I hate how Nadal is British when he wins but Spanish when he loses.
Pretty sure Laura hates me after today.
I don't think that every soldier getting paid the same as Bale is a viable financial option, unfortunately.
My resolution for 2012 is to get more attention and sympathy by putting on a limp.
TruffzHD! TruffzHD! TruffzHD!
It pains me to think of how boring the dinner table would be if I was never born.
This is my last ever Sunday night before school.
I love wearing my t shirts because they smell of me and remind me of me.
Hate people who say they love The Beatles when they've only ever heard Thriller and Billie Jean.
I'm glad I don't have ask.fm. That "How good is your eyesight?" question would reduce me to tears.
I think people need to realise that their school year isn't the bad thing, it's the human race that's awful.
I hate how as soon as you put the decorations up for Bonfire Night they immediately explode and disappear.
Today is going to be great or good or okay or bad or terrible.
If any extremely hot girls (I'm talking like serious 10/10s) would like to text me, that'd be appreciated.
Yes! My dad's going to drop my sister off at dancing. Time to snort coke off a hooker's tits.
I hate when people post popular opinions and tell others to retweet if they agree.
Backing dancer for JLS or One Direction and I play for whoever your favourite football team is.