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I don't understand how rating people's looks cures everybody's boredom.
My resolution for 2012 is to get more attention and sympathy by putting on a limp.
It pains me to think of how boring the dinner table would be if I was never born.
This is my last ever Sunday night before school.
Hate people who say they love The Beatles when they've only ever heard Thriller and Billie Jean.
I'm glad I don't have ask.fm. That "How good is your eyesight?" question would reduce me to tears.
I think people need to realise that their school year isn't the bad thing, it's the human race that's awful.
If any extremely hot girls (I'm talking like serious 10/10s) would like to text me, that'd be appreciated.
Yes! My dad's going to drop my sister off at dancing. Time to snort coke off a hooker's tits.
I hate when people post popular opinions and tell others to retweet if they agree.
When you look at the photos of the people whose lives have been destroyed in a second, the idiots on Twitter just sink into insignificance.
Had a really good night :)
Should probably leave my house now to get to school in time.
Ms Dewar is great.
What button do you press to get invited to things?
Political and moral arguments can sometimes seem weak when they're tweeted by topless boys.
What did everyone else get for potions?
The substitute for talent is volume, apparently. #thevoiceuk
Backing dancer for JLS or One Direction and I play for whoever your favourite football team is.