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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    Gift @Derick549 Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    I always set aside some time on a Sunday morning to go look for my car.

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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    Why is the media so negative? Instead of "Polar Bear Kills Alaskan Teen", why not "Alaskan Teen Feeds Starving Polar Bear"?

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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    Shaving is like punishment for something you didn't know you did.

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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    Wow with all these breakfast choices I guess I choose beer.

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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    I always star a tweet or 2 before I follow. So the bitch knows I'm serious.

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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    I take everything out of context. But somehow I am confused by boxed wine.

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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    Walmart needs an observation deck.

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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    I really do read your tweets. I've learned you all love bacon, hate facebook, are broke, and you masturbate a lot. Did I leave anything out?

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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    OK, I get it "Cool" people. I'll just retweet my own shit. Thanks.

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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    Manual retweets: Because YOU suck at twitter.

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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    It's official I have raised dumbasses, who wants one?

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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    Extinct religions are called myths. Active myths are called religions.

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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    I bet If typos were a person they would be that loud drunk chick at the party that everyone hates.

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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    My memory must be failing. I just wanted to tweet something, got caught up reading tweets. And now I don't know what I was going to tweet.

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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    The sexiest part of a woman is her mind. That's where she decides to put her mouth around your penis.

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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    I only watch women's tennis for the nipple erections and the skimpy outfits. Don't judge me.

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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    Subtweets are so 2010. If it's not @ you, it's not about you. Except for you, yes you. All of my tweets are about you. And only you.

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  • Derick549
      D @Derick549

    SRV Statue Standing tall in the Texas Floods. @shellbellz83 pic.twitter.com/KzULWh9UmT

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