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Eminem-Misplace Yourself #LessAmbitiousSongs
This Tebow guy is lying about being a virgin. He fucks NFL teams week in and week out. #Tebow
The Yankees will sign Billy Butler next year out of spite and keep him on the bench. #fuckKC
The Clash-London Texting #LessAmbitiousSongs
I bit into a chicken finger that still had a wedding ring attached to it... #chickenwidow
All NBA teams will empty their benches onto the court to find the next Jeremy #Lin. #startthescrubs
Bin Laden's body will end up on an episode of Deadliest Catch. #Osama #obl
@victoriapannell Great job at the Postal Worker Rally last week. Here is a pic I took. You have a bright future. http://www.flickr.com/photos/devilforhire/8587463567/in/photostream/ …
Where did this sexy librarian fantasy come from? Never met a hot librarian in my life. We, in the real world, just call it granny porn.