When the lights come back on, like eight Niners will be dead and Ray Lewis will be naked.

Things Penn State will fight: An SI story about football team doctors. Things it won't fight: Crippling sanctions, public opinion, lawsuits.

.@cnn it's okay, guys. Happens to the best of us.

SI's got a great scoop here, you guys. PSU gives athletes way too much power. They even let one teach a math class! pic.twitter.com/po74EVYR2Q

Mark Emmert, concerned that this will lead to PSU developing a basketball culture, has just vacated that win. Oh well. Fun while it lasted.

.@sganim It's pretty cool how you won a Pulitzer, but I can't understand how you don't know how to use Google.  http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2012/09/21/thon_releases_finances.aspx …

I'm glad that so many agree that "responsible stewardship" of a global university starts with fighting for the legacy of a dead guy.

Hey @sethmeyers21, you do know the difference between Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky, right?

On the one hand: "We are not normal, we are legends. People will tell their kids about us." On the other: "Business Decision." #WeAre

After Deadspin calls out media for not bothering to check Te'o's claims, ESPN presents his statement as though its unimpeachable fact.

If you're nominating "Best comedy series" and don't mention "Parks and Rec" or "Louie" or "30 Rock" or "Archer" or "Community" you are wrong

The NCAA has a culture problem.

Aaron Carter is playing Cafe 210 West. On a Wednesday. Someday, at a NA meeting, he'll point to that concert as his rock bottom.

Wouldn't it be great if they did the Oscars like the NFL Draft? Drunken unruly fans booing picks they don't like. Oh, man, I want this.

Guns are fucking evil. Period. This country's obsession with having the biggest cock in the world is more dangerous than any outside threat.

By 2016, every male child in the state of Minnesota will be named either Mike or Gerald.

Sometimes, the view from press row is a whole lot sweeter than the view from nowhere. Rock on, @onwardstate bros. pic.twitter.com/VM6g1h8F

.@sganim It's pretty cool how you won a Pulitzer, but I can't understand why you go out of your way to be a complete troll.

"From the framers that brought you 'slavery', 'the 3/5 compromise' and 'no women's suffrage'...it's the Second Amendment!"

Ole Miss doesn't require incoming students to take either the ACT or the SAT. All of a sudden, it's starting to make sense.